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oh but chances are good, just instead of the apple, think of it as a ... pancake... and than if you don't like it, you can go back to the split, but you got to test it all out first, right?

the second one 😄 cause I take so much it's getting so expensive 🙁
you can lean on me, just don't pinch too hard, I'll squeal 😛... heel first, you'll done fine

I have! I've tasted both pancakes and apples! And sometimes the simple pancake (without all the jam and stuff? is really much better than a big fat banana split ✅ But wait ... how did we get here? 😑

That's a deal then!

*carefully lets go of chair and grabs you as quickly as possible* Okay. You didn't squeal, so that's good, right?

oh yeah, but ever tried the strawberries with chocolate? that's what I call a decent snack 😄
hey it's me, everyone is bound to talk about food with me sooner or later 😄

yay! free pills ! I like it 😄 can you get me some others too while we're at it?

you... got my... throat ... *turns blue*

I have!! They're the best!! Happy you agree, everyone I know prefers them without the chocolate. tut tut!
😄 True. The last eclair talk's been quite a long time ago now, so I guess it was bound to happen.

What kind? What colors?

Sorry! It's because you're so ... tall? How did I reach that far?

but how can you eat them without chocolate??? chocolate is the best you can get! hey, I didn't mention the 12 foot long eclair 😉

hmmm, I want a green one and oooh! orange! those normally taste great!

cause instead of wearing heels you're wearing stelts! 😱

No, course you ate it and moved on to the chocolate strawberries! 😛

Okay, I'll see what I can get. As soon as I've learned how to wear heels, then I can put on this skirt and this shirt and then I can trick some stupid doctor into giving them to me 😛

Wow. It actually feels good to be tall 😄

Mmm chocolate....

Indeed 😄

that's not the only thing I ate 😱 I could go for a split too now

oooh! don't forget to wear the apron, doctors love that for some reason 😖 but you'll get to wear them soon 😄

but it's soo stressful for the neck... always looking down on people 🙁

Why am I not surprised 😛

I'm gonna wear the apron soon? 😑

Okay, you can sit down then if it hurts, then I'll get those shoes on and start walking around - heels first.

I might switch to a coffee without milk to annoy you 😛

well, how else will you get the doctors to give the pills? 😖

but now you're as tall as me 😱 no neckhurts 😊 I'll guide ya

Annoy me and I'll make you squeal 😛

Can I borrow one from you then?

Thanks. Much appreciated *hangs on to your arm for dear life*

as long as you don't slap me I can handle it 😛

pills you mean? sure! take what you want... if you mean apron than ... I've lent my one 😖

*tries to pull you up*
told yuo you should do heel first !

Sure of that? 😈

No, the apron of course! I've got plenty pills. Who wanted to borrow your apron? 😑

I did! Blasted things 😠 *hesitantly lets go of you and takes a couple of steps*

I'm sure you can hit quite hard already 😖 all women can

weren't you gonna borrow it? 😖 oooh! the pills! the yellow and purple ones too??? *wants pills*

see! it's working perfect! nothing to worry about, keep balance and heel first

Generalising!! 😛 Do you get hit a lot by women?

Yes, but that's me.
Hmmm ... *looks in pockets, looks in lunch box* Yep! Purple ones! With funny white faces on them... want some?

Yeah, I think I'm getting there! *jumps a bit just for the hell of it*

I know, it's easy to do that 😛 ... no, I duck in time mostly 🙁

ooooh! the one with the white faces are EXCELLENT! they are soooo good! can I have them? pweeeeaaaaase?

oh no 😖 if you jump, go toe first! *grabs pillow to get ready to throw it when you fall*

😂 Pretty fast, and in spite of the bearbelly and all! Impressive!

Sure! They did funny things to my hair anyway.

Toe first? 😑 Oh no! Going down!

it's a matter of trick, actually ... I let myself fall and bounce back on my beerbelly 😄 took me a while to get it down though

did the pills dyed your hair? 😱 is it ... pink? 😊

*quickly throws pillow and rushes over screaming "toes first!!!"*

😂 I want one too! Wanna go to pub with me?

No, purple of course, with white faces 😛

*makes a belly flop on pillow*