Women

it does involve some serious drinking to gain a big one like mine ... I'll pay for the drinks 😉 I'll be there in ten

that sounds like great hair! ... now don't take yellow ones 😖

nevah evah jump with heels on, that's suicide! you could break your neck!

You're my new best friend, Yers!!! 😛 But can't make it at ten today. Ten tomorrow?

I'd never touch the yellow ones. Too ... yellow 😖

Well, at least it's more classy than trains and guns.
Like this pillow. Think I'll lie here for a bit, finding courage to stand up again.

really? 😱 I never had a friend ... what do I have to do now? oh! the stress 😖 ...ten tomorrow? sure! I'll be there! *starts packing*

but the yellow ones taste like oranges! or peaches! I wuv that one 😄

jumping is more classy? *raises eyebrow* ... ok... I think you hit your head 😛 I guess you won't lie down with the pillow so, I'll take it back 😄

Don't worry, no stress necessary. You buy the beers, we both drink them, I get a huge beerbelly, yours get even bigger, then we go home and repeat it all again tomorrow - that's friendship 😛
What are you packing? *stands on toes to look over your shoulder*

Oranges? Or peaches? Quite a big difference, isn't there? 😑

Oh no!! give that back, young man! as long as I'm lying on the floor, pillows are quite welcome! And lower that eyebrow as well!

I'm new in the domain of friendship... so... we keep drinking and growing beerbellies? right? nothing else? no chips? Oh dear, I hope I can remember it 😖

yeah! I think there is ... has been a while since I ate them, but I'll believe ya 😄

*raises other eyebrow; lowers the first one again* 😛 now you want a pillow? djee! this is the proof: women are difficult to understand 😛

You can bring chips if you like. I'll bring some chocolate.
Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it in no time 😄

It must be, considering tou've survived this far on chocolate and marzipan 😖 I think I'd better introduce you to something new someday ...

*clasps hands over your eyebrows* and be thankfull I didn't use cello tape!!
Only because you don't make an effort, silly! Think: I'm on a hard floor, with only one pillow to make it just slightly comfy. Sure, pillows are not usually all that wanted, but right now, in lack of better, they work just fine. So hand it over!

CHOCHOLATE 😱 you're my very bestest friend! *offers hug* got some black too??

oooooh! whatcha thinking about? lichés? croissants? they sound so exotic 😖

my eyebrow is still raised 😛
well, ... but you don't need a pillow when you sleep, so ... now you're on the floor so why should you have one? ... I don't follow at all 😖

*would've accepted hug, but is stopped by your beerbelly*
Of course I have!! They're the best!!! Here ya go ...

Chocolate muffins??

*curses under breath and starts looking for cello tape*
Because my bed is soft but the floor isn't!!! You are not a logical person, ergo you shouldn't have any problems following at all...

you can climb up on my belly 😱 but don't forget to take a map with you.
they're the best? that's the correct answer! no weak white stuff, but good strong cacao black ones 😄

ooooh! chocolate muffins sound great already 😊

erm, on second thought, I'll lower that eyebrow too 😖
but I can't know your bed isn't made out of pure wood without a matras, so you think I know this info while I really don't, so ... that's your fault 😛

*looks for map and compass* Hope I won't get dizzy on the way ...
I do sort of like white chocolate as well - especially as ice cream!! I completely forgot a bout ice cream!!! How could I??!!?? Chocolate muffins and ice cream it is then!

What a good idea 😄 Couldn't find that darn cello tape anyways ...

Men can get pretty complicated too .... 😑 How do I know what bits of info you need?

hmmm; it is a bit high, you perhaps should take a chopper for the way up 😖 but you can roll down
you got some good taste, icecream is good too 😄 don't get me wrong, white is good, black is just better 😄

I have a good idea? line, you're a bad influence on me 😛

ah yeah, the info... if you don't tell enough, we have no idea what you talk about, if you give enough you nag 😄

Have you got a batmo-chopper as well or something I can borrow?? Course I'm all out of choppers ...

Good taste? You make me blush - look now, you've done it!
I know this may sound strange, but ... have you ever tasted .. hmm .. say ... chicken?

😖 How did we manage to keep this converstion flowing for so long??!!?? Miracle, I say. Magic!

no, no batmo-chopper, I don't think he ever had one 😖 I do have a bat-plane if that's any good ... just don't fire the missles at me 😖

hey, black chocolate and icecream, that's good taste nothing less😉
you got to be kidding! chicken??? it's the best meat there is!!!

ah, it's actually a clever way of me to get how women think 😉

You don't have the x-jet??!!?? that would be wicked!!!
Well, maybe I could deflate you belly with these missiles, and then I won't even have to do any climbing!!

Eeeeijjjjj!!!! That's great!! You're hereby invited to dinner!!

🤨 Indeed? How do you do that?

x-jet?? I wish! the x-men said they still needed it 🙁 I think they wanted more money
you can deflate that?? are you sure? won't I ... bleed... to death? 😖

oh great! dinner! 😄 will there be chicken? 😱

since logic is the one thing missing on both sides, I try the most illogical way to understand people 😄

Greedy bastards! And then they pretend to be all nice and heroic and all ... I'm dissapointed 🙁 Maybe we should just wait with that hug till I get a belly of my own?

Of course there will! That's why I asked! And chocolate muffins and icecream!

That's almost ... logical 😑

I heard that they charge per hour! what if I lie down and you take a huuuuge trampoline and try and jump over my belley 😄

woooow! I can't wait already! it's been sometime since my last chicken you see 🙁

see! ALMOST, and with that I can understand them better 😄

Well ... as long as I'm not wearing those heels that might be a possibility. *looks for trampoline*

That we can't have! I'll go get a big, fat one tomorrow.

Lucky thing. Must make a lot of things a much easier.

wearing heels on a trampoline? you'll fall right through it! you'll get hurt 🙁

really??? that sounds delicisous already! I'll bring in drinks! whatcha want?

no, actually, the whole pillow deal confuses me

Nono, the opposite!! I'm taking them off now ...

Mint!! 😄 Nah, you're the bartender, I'll let you decide!

So - the pillow deal is actually ... logical?