Women

yes, they're always right or mister toolman doesn't get acces to the toolbox

HA HA HA!!! YES!

can I put that in my sig?

i won't be able to marry a woman that prefers the toilet paper roll coming from underneath...it needs to be over the top or i'll go insane after a few monts... 😮

Originally posted by Linkalicious
she knows i love her and she dispises it. she even thought up an elaborate death for me and everything....it was kinda cute.

She just needs a foot massage and a ham sandwhich! ✅

You are such a dork! It was like that afternoon and you didn't give me a foot massage or a sandwhich. You threw me on the bed a tickled me to the point that i couldn't breathe.

Oh yeah! *rubs back of head and laughs nervously* I guess i never did give u a foot massage. My bad!

Originally posted by Cyclops
😆

I need to get something off my chest while I can. Why the hell are all men expected to put the toilet seat down? You are a big girl, you can put it down! We need the seat up to pee, why are we made to suffer?

Ohh, that's OBVIOUS 🙄 Just because guys cannot have a target while they pee that doesn't mean we have to put up and down the toilet seat for THEM ✅
Men are free to use toilet with the seat down, as long as they learn how to keep it "clean" 😮‍💨 Till then... it's their problem 😛

Originally posted by Linkalicious
i won't be able to marry a woman that prefers the toilet paper roll coming from underneath...it needs to be over the top or i'll go insane after a few monts... 😮

😆 If that's your only demand, I dare say you have a pretty good chance of ending up happily married. Put it in your wedding vows, that'll ensure the romance.

Originally posted by Linkalicious
i won't be able to marry a woman that prefers the toilet paper roll coming from underneath...it needs to be over the top or i'll go insane after a few months... 😮

well i must admit im a totaly loo roll freak..........i have mine on top and i fold the edges up so it look like a point........or a V how ever you wanna put it.............

and on other issues.............i guess im just an easy to read girl...........what you see is what you get........although i will hold back on some stuff like my heart..............only the chosen few get that close to me.............Im not bi.tchy..........i have tried but i find it very hard to be one...........and normally if im harsh after a couple of mins i crack and say sorry........

Originally posted by Evy_O
Ohh, that's OBVIOUS 🙄 Just because guys cannot have a target while they pee that doesn't mean we have to put up and down the toilet seat for THEM ✅
Men are free to use toilet with the seat down, as long as they learn how to keep it "clean" 😮‍💨 Till then... it's their problem 😛

hahahah or just rip the seat off no probs then.........man i sound like a dude

Originally posted by yerssot
don't get it ... if girls are so fond on burning calories, putting the seat down is just the excellent exercise 🙄

yeah sure, putting down it is the PUUURFECT exercise 🙄
I mean, forget the gyms people, run to the toilets 😱

😆 Moving in with a guy sure takes more than I've ever thought of. And then he's your own personal gym. That's just brilliant. No monthly gym fee, either. Just beer and food to keep him going.

Just beer and food to keep him going... come on what about all the karma sutra (in polite terms)... best form of excercise around by far

Well, there is that and swimming.

how about skinny dipping... swimmings too much of a common thing unless im just completely different from a 'normal' person

why d'ya call yourself cyclops?

maybe because he likes scott summers

Originally posted by Evy_O
yeah sure, putting down it is the PUUURFECT exercise 🙄
I mean, forget the gyms people, run to the toilets 😱

or you know what type of girl i won't even bother dating...

the type that will use all of the TP on a roll and grab a new roll, but they'll put that roll on the counter and leave the card board cylinder where the TP belongs. If you're already sitting down, take the 15 seconds to switch rolls properly!!!

Link, buddy, what is this thing with you and toilet paper?