Women

Originally posted by queenie
how about skinny dipping... swimmings too much of a common thing unless im just completely different from a 'normal' person

why d'ya call yourself cyclops?

Why do you call yourself "Queenie?"

I call my Cyclops because my name is Scott Summers. That is the X-Men's Cyclops' real name.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Link, buddy, what is this thing with you and toilet paper?

oh i have other pet peeves, but most of them are brother related and not girl related. Actually a sociology teacher told me 70% of the people in the US have their TP come over the top, so 7 outta 10 girls are already in with me. The other 30% just needs to be trained properly...

I also can't stand people that don't tuck in their chair after they leave the dinner table and i don't like people who are too lazy to put their dishes in the dish washer.

i can go on and on...just don't start me on how to maintain your car...

Originally posted by Line
😆 Moving in with a guy sure takes more than I've ever thought of. And then he's your own personal gym. That's just brilliant. No monthly gym fee, either. Just beer and food to keep him going.

And a television so they can watch soccer 😂 They are so predictable ✅

Originally posted by yerssot
for a good pay, I'll happily give girls the excercise

You would help them put up and down the toilet seat? 😊

Originally posted by Evy_O
You would help them put up and down the toilet seat? 😊

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

no, I put it up, they have to put it down

They wont listen if you tell them they can put it down.

I'm sure they get the basic idea of them putting it down to burn calories

Pfffft, they're all the same 🙄 That's why women and men have to have seperate bathrooms.

M'eh, they would probably still make men of the houses do it. It is the principle of the matter. They feel we MUST put it down. Like we are horrible people for peeing while we stand.

but we like how you fill up the bathroom with poutperi (sp?)

You can have your own bathroom as long as you maintain both of them...that's fair!

No, you're horrible people for peeing on the toilet seat 😛
And no guy likes girly stuff in the bathroom ❌

hey! 😠

I like how girls smell....why wouldn't i like girly smells?

and the make-u.... er... I mean... nevermind

No guy with a shed of dignity would pee with the seat down EVER! That is wrong.

Psst.... Link.... Pot Pourri. 😉

And, to chime in with my two cents, I like the fuzzy tiolet covers and the pot pourri. The various little statues and the decorative soap and the pretty towels (which, for some reason, you are not allowed to use)

What is wrong with all of those things?

pot?

What do girly STUFF have to do with girly SMELLS 😑

And I assure you many guys pee with the toilet seat down ✅

girly stuff and girly smells are one in the same, they get catagorized in the same section of the male brain.

And lots of DRUNK guys pee with the seat down...otherwise they have no excuse and no dignity.

Yeah well, tell that to them 😛
It mostly happens at public toilets 😖

Weird that Pot Pourri (Pronounced Po Purry) would be spelled like that but it is.

And perhaps drunk people pee like that, but that is when you have no dignity/sense of shame anyways.

another word of advice for the ladies...

Don't shake a man's hand at a bar or place where they serve drinks. Just about everyone of them doesn't wash their hands...