Originally posted by SlipknoT
DO me
I see a great future for you SlipknoT, you join a heavy metal band called "Skulltap" and become mainstream sooners then you can say freak on a leash.
Your band only becomes more and more popular with each passing record, you eventualy become so accepted as the kings of metal you get your own damn Magic the gathering card!
However all is not well.. the drummer gets into a terrible car accident by a drunk driver, the driver is arrested and serves ten years in jail, no parol. (A leniant setence, remember the times we live in..) and your band is never the same. You try to find a replacment and end up settling for this douche.
My mom thinks I'm cool, KEEP ON ROLLIN' BABAY'!
You sing at the national Republican convention on your "Family Values" tour which was not nearly as big of a success as your managers had hoped. The new drummer is stale and quite the ******* who slept with a slutty pop singer and got herpees. You also find out the lead gutarist has brain cancer and maybe only has three years left to live. You sink into a deep depression and overdose on a new drug called "apathy juice". Popular amongst the democrat kids. You get so strung-out on this stuff you decide to re-register as a democrat and go solo. Your career as Skulltap is over, you stop talking to your friends. And now you have some lame single called "I don't need no bombs around me" which is horribly edited and butcherd by the censors of the liberal goverment you're siding with.
It starts to get hazy from there I am sorry..
Originally posted by Big Evil馃檨
Gazes into crystal ball..I see a great future for you SlipknoT, you join a heavy metal band called "Skulltap" and become mainstream sooners then you can say freak on a leash.
Your band only becomes more and more popular with each passing record, you eventualy become so accepted as the kings of metal you get your own damn Magic the gathering card!
However all is not well.. the drummer gets into a terrible car accident by a drunk driver, the driver is arrested and serves ten years in jail, no parol. (A leniant setence, remember the times we live in..) and your band is never the same. You try to find a replacment and end up settling for this douche.
My mom thinks I'm cool, KEEP ON ROLLIN' BABAY'!
You sing at the national Republican convention on your "Family Values" tour which was not nearly as big of a success as your managers had hoped. The new drummer is stale and quite the ******* who slept with a slutty pop singer and got herpees. You also find out the lead gutarist has brain cancer and maybe only has three years left to live. You sink into a deep depression and overdose on a new drug called "apathy juice". Popular amongst the democrat kids. You get so strung-out on this stuff you decide to re-register as a democrat and go solo. Your career as Skulltap is over, you stop talking to your friends. And now you have some lame single called "I don't need no bombs around me" which is horribly edited and butcherd by the censors of the liberal goverment you're siding with.
It starts to get hazy from there I am sorry..
Originally posted by Fearnix
do me 馃槺
You save the galaxy and mankind never knows it, you witness amazing things, and learn the secrets of the universe. You meet this beautiful movie star who's really an alien in disguise because she loves the Earth but has to pretend to be human as not to cause a panic. Her entire race talks in /33t which is why her english isn't so good. You get drunk one night and you get "jiggy" with..
@nG31iN@ j0L13. (Translation: Angelina Jolie.)
You can't believe you did this because you had just gotten into a serious relationship with another MIB member and you want to forget it ever happend. Which you then get the bright idea of using that laser pin device. You end up scrambeling your brains so bad you get amnesia, forget you're name, you're origon, and have no memory of the MIB. Sense you have lost your indendity before this occured and because you have no iddenity left of now the MIB has no choice but to kill you. Your girlfriend finds out anyway about the Angelina inccident and gladly offs you with a little cricket. Nice work "slick".
Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
uhh do me?
The Gunblade!
The gunblade serves you well as a bounty hunter, making jobs against drug smugglers and terrorists a breeze. However you finnaly go into "overdrive" when you meet the newest threat. You are orderd to attempt an assasination of Jim Kong who did radical expirments on himself and became..
Donkey Kong!
The mutation has left Jim insane. (Moreso..) and he now kidnaps CNN journalists and throws barrels at random citizens of North Koriea..
You don't see how an intelligent gorilla would be any problem with your gunblade untill you realise these barrels are actually nuclear warheads! (You wonderd why the cities population had a healthy green glow to thier skin but being liberal you didn't want to appear rascist..)You then confront DK and kill him. North Koriea no longer has a leader so they become "liberated" by America and now are a boot-licking country becoming reliant on thier economic hand-me-downs. It may be a step up from thier former communistic black days, but you don't feel proud of being a pawn in the goverment's schemes to invade the world while appearing heroic. So you give up the gunblade and resign from goverment duty promising not to delve any information to the public. (Doing so would mean ceartain death.)
However all the exposion to the radiation didn't leave you unscarred..
You're now fighting for greenie rights, demaning the green party change thier name and that you are not some genetic mutant and demand affirmative action be taken. (Despite how your "race" WAS the result of genetic alterations and technological misconduct..)
Originally posted by Big EvilHonestly, How much weed do you smoke?
The spirits are restless..
TrAnCeDuO you lucky fool, you join the military and fight the good fight in Iraq. After enlisting you easily climb the ladder and exhibit the skills, the brains, and the trust to become a secret oprtive of the goverment. You are intrusted with an exprimental weapon to use in missions..[b]The Gunblade!
The gunblade serves you well as a bounty hunter, making jobs against drug smugglers and terrorists a breeze. However you finnaly go into "overdrive" when you meet the newest threat. You are orderd to attempt an assasination of Jim Kong who did radical expirments on himself and became..Donkey Kong!
The mutation has left Jim insane. (Moreso..) and he now kidnaps CNN journalists and throws barrels at random citizens of North Koriea..You don't see how an intelligent gorilla would be any problem with your gunblade untill you realise these barrels are actually nuclear warheads! (You wonderd why the cities population had a healthy green glow to thier skin but being liberal you didn't want to appear rascist..)You then confront DK and kill him. North Koriea no longer has a leader so they become "liberated" by America and now are a boot-licking country becoming reliant on thier economic hand-me-downs. It may be a step up from thier former communistic black days, but you don't feel proud of being a pawn in the goverment's schemes to invade the world while appearing heroic. So you give up the gunblade and resign from goverment duty promising not to delve any information to the public. (Doing so would mean ceartain death.)
However all the exposion to the radiation didn't leave you unscarred..You're now fighting for greenie rights, demaning the green party change thier name and that you are not some genetic mutant and demand affirmative action be taken. (Despite how your "race" WAS the result of genetic alterations and technological misconduct..) [/B]