Where are they now? (An FMC revelation.)

Originally posted by celesteamaya
Ehehhee this looks fun...predict me! 😄

Then in space there's a malfunction..

The ship's controls are suffering from a glitch of some sort and before you can figure things out a meator shower hits your vessel! You miracously survive but it sends your ship hurdeling into a small blackhole outside where your goverment ussualy controls orbit! You're sucked into the blackhole and spit out the other end (A whitehole.)

You crash land on a planet that looks and seems in every way just like your's. There's even intelligent people, you wonder if you just crashed back to Earth but no, they call this planet "Krypton". You snicker and make meation of an old comic book character where you come from. You're on their news broadcasts and everything. Crazy radicals think you're a demon sent to reign vengance on us so they wait for the perfect oppurtunity and shoot you in the head! It hurts like a mother but bounces off! You're more shocked then the onlookers and the avengilynes tremble in fear. One holds a little girl hostage and you forget your sense of self and react quickly to tackle him but he was a hundred feet away! And you tackle him into a nearby building which leaves it massively dented and cracked! A pure cement building! It starts to become clear what is going on here. As the fundementalists try to get away you pick up thier truck and throw it causing it massive damage but making sure they survive. Somehow though Krypton is like your planet the atmosphere has given you super human strength, invunaribility, increddible speed, and you soon begin to notice other powers such as flight, laser vision, X-Ray vision, and freeze breath! Yes celesmaya, you become..

Super Girl!
You fight for truth, justice, and the American way! The planet of Krypton could never be happier!
But unknowing to them you sit ontop a balcony at night, looking up above and crying yourself to sleep. Waiting for somehow, someway, to remain true to your promise.

Show my fate...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
The being with foresight, show me my fate...

(Yes people, that's a real mantis upclose..)
So you worship the mantis, he then commands you to spread his gospel which you do. But everyone laughs at you and doesn't believe your crazy story of a mantis god hiding from the public pissed at you for stepping on one of his children he made in his image.

You eventualy return to the mantis and tell him the story. He yells with a thundering voice "LIER! YOU DARE MOCKETH THE LORD!?" and gobbles you up.

Evidently it turns out the diety of a mantis was the green party's doings because they figured people would never willingly help nature so they gave them a little power-boost so they could defend themself. Someone taped your death and exposed the truth but too late, Nader gave the signal and gigantic wasps dropped "hive bombs" on entire villages which let out millions upon millions of bee swarms that killed off thousands of people and those that survived were left to insectoid slavery. A new slogan adoped by the capitve serfs is "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"

Lol, Do me 🙂

I would like to be done..

Originally posted by Pablo G
Show my fate...

Out of angst revenge for being a teenager deprived of good-times you become a vigilantie hero who listens to Cradle of Filth to rebel against your mother and become Doubledare Devil! (Your friends didn't believe you'd wear a devil outfit as long as you lived under mom's roof!)

You fight crime and try to appear cool by joining the church of Satan and the Church of Satan in thanks gives you a sidekick. A hot tommoly of a girl.

Unfourtanatly Satanists were never the "saving myself for the right person" type and you catch a strange new std that makes your dick fall off. You can still peform bodily functions jsuch as peeing, you just have no yankee doodle dandee. Anyway, being the Satanic ***** that she is she dumps you for some loser named "Evil Eye"

and has his own comic book series because he makes himself a commercial figure for being open minded (Opend leg is more like it.) and has his "Evil Eye for the queer guy" series where he talks about that making love is a beautiful thing wether it's with a man or a woman. Because the left-wing is so loony toon they completely ignore the fact that he's a manwhore and just tote the fact that it's equality. You mutter "I should've listend to mom and become a lawyer.." and countinue your path as a crime-fighter with no hope to *ahem!* grab onto..

My turn, I wish to see my future...

And it's KMC, not FMC or KMF... 😛

Originally posted by Jedi_KnightAlly
Lol, Do me 🙂

THE CANNIBAL DIET!
You write a book called "How to Serve Man" and conservatives object and proclaim it's a cookbook, everyone rolls thier eyes and accepts the new no-carb outlook with open arms. Asking if there's any vitamin H in thier cheeseburger and the new favorite dish amongst Americans becoming baby back ribs..

Do me! Do me!

Predict my fate...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I would like to be done..

She's a member of PETA so you can immagine you're now practicaly forced to lead a vegan lifestyle. She says annoyingly "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", unfourtanatly she's also mentaly ill and thinks you take up too much of her and her precious'es times so she poisens one of the apples and you die. No PC little people here to save you, the ***** got away with murder..

Originally posted by Big Evil
Hmmm.. Oh dear...
It seems your parents will get divorced and your dad will marry another woman.

She's a member of PETA so you can immagine you're now practicaly forced to lead a vegan lifestyle. She says annoyingly "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", unfourtanatly she's also mentaly ill and thinks you take up too much of her and her precious'es times so she poisens one of the apples and you die. No PC little people here to save you, the ***** got away with murder..

damn..I always knew I'd be killed by a posined apple..

Originally posted by Captain REX
My turn, I wish to see my future...

And it's KMC, not FMC or KMF... 😛

Captain Rex and his prehistoric adventures!
(Today we're going to learn about sharing when Captain Rex survives the ice-age..)

Originally posted by dark1365
Do me! Do me!

He voted for Kodos..

Least I'm not a purple dinosaur on a children's show, eh Rex?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Predict my fate...

I'm not going to ask the spirits how or why, but somehow you become a fire hydrant. If you liked dogs before you won't now..

Originally posted by Big Evil
Strange..

I'm not going to ask the spirits how or why, but somehow you become a fire hydrant. If you liked dogs before you won't now..

.... 😖hifty: 👆

Wow, that sucks, lol

Originally posted by Big Evil
Interesting..
It seems you become a degenerate in the future and commit many of crimes. Eventualy you get caught and the goverment can legaly do expirments on you. So they do, and they splice your genes with that of a dinosaur. It's succesful and you now have two choices (Cause obviously you can't go back to jail..) either die, or accept the pact the goverment made with the public broadcasting channel. You decide the latter, we now return you too..

[b]Captain Rex and his prehistoric adventures!
(Today we're going to learn about sharing when Captain Rex survives the ice-age..) [/B]

😂

Can you see any further, great BE?

What is going to happen to me (fire hydrant) other then the obvious dog-ness