Darth Vader vs. Spider-Man

Originally posted by who?-kid
Well, if the teleporter is going to attack Spider-Man while teleporting at him, well duh, of course his spider-sense is gonna tell him where the danger (and the teleporter) is/will be.

Originally posted by The MISTER
That is what his spider-sense does, warning him a split second before the actual attack begins.

Now, that was not so hard, was it ?

Originally posted by Zahit
Lord Vader's use of the force is all he could use that WOULD work.
Spiderman could dodge everything Vader throws at him,
and he'd wreak considerable damage on Vader with physical blows.
Vader would have to force choke him or levitate then suspend him immobile.
That's all that would realistically work against that pesky Spiderman...

Spidey CAN attack Vader and destroy him.
He can dodge the lightsaber while webbing a part of Vader,
then swinging or just knock him down.
Punch him to oblivion.
Spiderman is A LOT faster and more agile than Vader or any Jedi.
Vader can win ONLY by use of the force.

Originally posted by Zahit
Spidey CAN attack Vader and destroy him.

Originally posted by Zahit
He can dodge the lightsaber while webbing a part of Vader,

Unless you're saying that Spiderman is faster than a laserbolt. . .but we've been over this before.

and just when we start agreeing with each other about Spidey vs Vader....
you just HAVE to find something to argue with me.
you JUST stated that spiderman CAN dodge the lightsaber!!!!!
face it man, you LOOOOVVVVEE to debate.....

Originally posted by Zahit
and just when we start agreeing with each other about Spidey vs Vader....
you just HAVE to find something to argue with me.
you JUST stated that spiderman CAN dodge the lightsaber!!!!!
face it man, you LOOOOVVVVEE to debate.....

Originally posted by Zahit

Originally posted by Creshosk
[B]That's true. Can't just rush up and attack with a lightsaber, spidey could dodge that. But likewise spiderman can't attack without an opening. or else he'd be giving Vader the opening.

Spidey CAN attack Vader and destroy him.
He can dodge the lightsaber while webbing a part of Vader,
then swinging or just knock him down.
Punch him to oblivion.
Spiderman is A LOT faster and more agile than Vader or any Jedi.
Vader can win ONLY by use of the force.[/b]

It was at a point of mutual compromise and the YOU had to go and one up. It's funny what parts of people they project form themselves onto me to attack.

Originally posted by Creshosk
That's true. Can't just rush up and attack with a lightsaber, spidey could dodge that.

Originally posted by Zahit

And what about the rest of my post? 🙂

Both have precog and both have superhuman speed and agility. Neither can just attack the other.

Spidermanfanboy: Spiderman could thrash vader!

Spiderman runs up and tries to feint vader, who in a sigle swipe cuts down through spidey who's attacking with his web and chop the shit out of spidey who's given vader an opening.

Are you insane?
I already stated that Vader CAN beat Spiderman with the Force.
Now I'm a spiderfanboy????

Originally posted by Zahit
Are you insane?
I already stated that Vader CAN beat Spiderman with the Force.
Now I'm a spiderfanboy????

Originally posted by Zahit
He can dodge the lightsaber while webbing a part of Vader,

You've fed into fanboy spiderman to give him his godly speed.

Or you've had him use his power draining ability to remove Vader's precog.

Take your pick.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Acording to you Spiderman moves faster than a laserbolt. Or he can remove other people's powers. He'd have to in order to be able to

Or you've had him use his power draining ability to remove Vader's precog.

Originally posted by Creshosk
well sure if they were going to attack as they exited. But I'd think it's kick in when the teleporter disappears, but before the reappear. Otherwise it'sd have to act as a mind reading thing since it'd be going off of "intent".

before the attack begins? That would be mindreading then. . . that's a bit ridiculous yes.

Heeeey... I didn't write that. 😱

But his Spider-sense can detect a bomb before it explodes a punch before it's thrown, and a bullet before it is fired. Not mind reading ,danger- sensing. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by The MISTER
Heeeey... I didn't write that. 😱

Originally posted by The MISTER
But his Spider-sense can detect a bomb before it explodes a punch before it's thrown, and a bullet before it is fired. Not mind reading ,danger- sensing. 😮‍💨

Sorry, didn't read through this all...

Anyways...

Vader killed HUNDREDS of Jedi. Obi Wan Kenobi was extremely skilled with a lightsaber. Luke, by the third, was no longer an 'inexperienced' jedi. Vader can use Lightning and Force Push together and throw SM up against a wall in no time, shocking him to death at the same time. Then he could use Grip. If SM DOES get close enough to attack Vader, there's a 65% or so chance SM would win, and even then, Vader would be able to hold him off fer a bit. And...

Vader does not have low telepathic abilities. He is one of the strongest Sith Lord's ever, even when compared to, say, Darth Nihilus from KotOR II.

Now, onto the "spider webs"... Vader could push them right back at SM, as it's been stated many more times.

Now, we're gonna take away Vader's Force and all of Spidey's neato powers. Now Spidey is screwed.

Now Vader's 'saber and Spidey's webs. Spidey is still screwed. Vader has the force.

All in all, Vader has about a 90% chance of winning. The only situation in which SM would win is if Vader loses his Force powers spontaneously.

Now, I don't hate Spiderman. In fact, he's pretty awesome. But, he doesn't stand a frickin' chance against Vader.

I don't believe it...
How can something like this go on for such a long time.

a)
Vader is not "old" man, he is between 41 and 45 years old in the movies. Do you call that realy old ? I don't. He is incredible strong for a human and he even can survive when you leave him lying around near a several thousand degree hot lava stream. Try that with Spidey...

b)
His life support suit and body. He is something like Wolverine in certain parts, meaning "not destroyable". At least his helmet, his chest armour, his legs and his right arm can't be destroyed unless you have a lightsaber with you. Guess what...Spider-Man has none. And since this things are mechanical parts they only add to his "physical" strength.

c)
He has lightning reflexes (or "real" pregocnition) and a weapon that can cut through everything. In a melee fight, Spider-Man can not even think of getting close to him. If he does, he is dead.

d)
His spider-sense would not help Spider-Man because attacks through the force are "instant". He will sense the attack in the same moment it hits him. Great deal. Vader could kill him when he sees him and there is nothing Spiderman could do against that.

e)
Vader can throw back Spider-Mans web with his force powers or just burn it / cut through it with his lightsaber.

So what should Spiderman do to win here ?

have his infinate amount of fanboys try and overpower or tire vader before attempting his own assault? 😕

still just making a reason to start something with sarcasm heh?

I'm cool with it though, its good you have a sense of humor.

Spider-mans chances of winning this are like logans chances are of keeping jean grey, NONE.

see fanboys, its not hard to admit to a character you like losing,

Its actually quite refreshing.

lol.

yeah will that guy you like be losing anytime soon?

"that guy?" do you mean zarathos? cause if you do, he's gotta be IN battles to lose them....he's only been in two fights since I joined the forums...🙁