Football (Soccer)

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo

As a passionate Arsenal fan, I can confidently predict that we'll f*ck everything up this year. We'll probably finish 7th in the league, and lose Fabregas and Adebayor in the summer. Good times ahead!

you're well on your way, keep those fingers crossed!

i see liverpool are still jamming undeserved victories in the last minute of games. united still winning 1-0. 8 of our last 11 wins were 1-0 and we still have the best goal difference.

this thread is way less active without ac around, what happened to him?

Was banned for a month.

hehe, what'd he do?

Dunno.

some of you might find this funny, someone from another forum translated it from the milan blog a little while ago. its more of a serie a followers joke.

Inter's Daily Routine

08:00 Mourinho wakes up and says "i love you" to himself at the mirror

08:30 Adriano closes his night club and goes to training, sleeps at the wheel

10:00 Roberto Mancini rings to see why he isn't still getting paid this month, seeing as he has to pay his plastic surgeon. Mourinho responds and Mancini quickly rings Moratti in tears, saying "You told me it was over with Jose!"

10:10 Quaresma practices trivelas, 3 dead pigeons (Trivela is shot with the outside foot)

10:20 A boy scout inter fan helps Figo cross the road to get to training

10:30 Mourinho tries his new strategy - 'Long ball to Zlatan, pray to god he does something'

11:00 Quaresma keeps practicing trivelas, serious injury to a nearby worker.

15:00 Mourinho writes a love letter secretly addressed to himself.

15:30 Quaresma keeps trying trivelas, hitting Figo's medical tubes

16:00 Mourinho tries a new strategy - 'Zlatan, you do it'

18:00 Adriano arrives, asking when dinner is.

18:15 Mourinho interrogates the players, asking "So guys, did you understand what you have to do? Everyone sing a long "We must pass to Ibra"'. Everyone but Materazzi responds "present" at attendance

18:30 The players start heading home. Adriano heads to Hollywood and Figo to the old home.

22:00 Mourinho repeatedly makes love to himself and at the end says "you were great, as usual"

24:00 In bed, without anyone knowing, Quaresma does a trivela

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Was banned for a month.

Thats why its gotten boring around here.

Holy smokes-Scholari has been sacked by chelsea!!!!!

Originally posted by BUSTER1
Holy smokes-Scholari has been sacked by chelsea!!!!!

Thought you were winding us up there for a mo till I saw it on a news site. 😱

Talk about impatience, he needs time to build his own team with his system how ridiculous. Or maybe he punched someone again 😱

scolari is a pug nosed gimp. can we just end the discussion there

I suppose we could start a "who´s next" discussion.

Guss Hidink looks favourite eh, seeing as he´s Abromavich´s mate.

hes already been appointed interim manager.

Wow that was quick, is he still coaching Russia on the side?

Anyone see David Villa make England´s defense look like Lamp Posts last night🙂?
It was only a friendly, but you have to give Spain credit they do place nice football.

Germany lost 0:1 at home to Norway, now that goal was even worse defending than Englands.

Yes he will be still in charge of Russia. It is only a temporary thing with Chelsea until the end of the season.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Wow that was quick, is he still coaching Russia on the side?

Anyone see David Villa make England´s defense look like Lamp Posts last night🙂?
It was only a friendly, but you have to give Spain credit they do place nice football.

Germany lost 0:1 at home to Norway, now that goal was even worse defending than Englands.

was a bit of luck for villa's goal. it ended up going his way

but in fairness spain were the much better side. shows how much we miss ferdinand, rooney, walcott and gerrard.

Even with those characters back, I don't think England can ping the football around like those little dudes in the Spanish team. They've got skills our boys can only wet dream about.

That sort of passing and movement off the ball comes from a youth system, you have to learn that at an early age.

Enlgands "hoofing" the ball up the pitch style will stay.

they wouldnt pass it so easily if we had hargreaves, gerrard and rooney snapping at there heels. we had the dull barry and carrick watching them pass it around. no wonder

Watched Bremen V AC Milan last night, (1:1) AC Milan has got a well old team eh. Why the hell do they want Beckham are they starting an old codger club or what.

Even Inzaghi scored and he´s 35 years old.

Ronaldinho just stands about doing the odd pass, excellent passes as they may be he is a shadow of his former self, anyone else see the game?

Inter Milan v Man United tonight.

Is it going to be a cracker or a boring draw?

Will the Italian defense squeeze United´s attacking play?