Jerry Springer: "Tonight's topic is, my father is evil and tried to abandon me to take over the Galaxy."
Leia: "I thought yew loved me daddi!"
Vada: "Aw baby-cakes, you know I do...but I gotta look after ma needs to, your stepdaddy, Tarkin takes care of me."
Leia: "I'se hates yew daddi!"
Vada: "C'mon sweet-saber, just take your Dark Side pill and calm down."
Leia: "F*ck your Darks Side pill, and F*ck you too. Hell F*ck all your little Stormtrooper groupies to!"
Vada: "Don't you be talkin' to your daddy that way. I know's what you'se do every weekend. Always spendin' time with that Solo boy, and makin' out with that tall, hairy brother of his."
Leia: "His name Chewie, and he loves me!"