The Secret Knowledge of the jawas

Has anyone considered the fact that maybe the Jawa's aren't all they seem? While the reason that they hide their faces beheath dark hoods will probably go unanswered for as long as theres star wars, maybe the jawas are the remaining whills.

The idea of Jawa's bouncing round wiht a lightsaber does seem to make sense when you think about it. After all they are the same size as yoda and for all we know they may even be green!

After all 'OOTINI!' could mean something of great significance to a Whill. They are constantly around luke while he's growing up and may well have been documenting things there on tatoonie for quite a while.

Wayne...

the jawas are secretly ewoks in long brown robes.

Jawas are 3inches taller.

Wayne...

they're clones of wee man. they are preparing for the half-clone wars,, hence all the junk they sell to make money to fund the war.

no i think waynes got something here, ive often wondered why it was that jawas dressed so much like jedi........and how would they build those huge sandcrawlers if not for help from the force?

Originally posted by waynerobsonuk
Jawas are 3inches taller.

Wayne...

its an illusion to lure you away from the truth. accept your destiny. jawas = ewoks. end of story...although i might write an epilogue. (epilogue comes at the end right?)

it is of course entirely possible that the jawas were an early attempt at cloning. Obviously due to getting the wrong scale on kamino the whole batch had to be junked and dumped on another planet.

Wayne...

I wonder what color lightsabers they use?? 😱

Yellow ✅

maybe they use 'darksabers' instead...being an absence of light or color showing only the glow....just a thought.

Wayne...

Originally posted by bilb
I wonder what color lightsabers they use?? 😱

Brown ones.....?

Mmmmmmm....Real messed up clones of Wookies maybe they are..

REAL messed up....

Orange! 😱

messed up wookies..scarey thought😖
Besides would you really want to give a wookie a light)ordark)saber?
Wayne...

Originally posted by waynerobsonuk
maybe they use 'darksabers' instead...being an absence of light or color showing only the glow....just a thought.

Wayne...

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

I gotta remember to not be drinking water while reading your posts!!

Man if Jawas ARE Ewoks, then they must be REAL pissed to have them glowing eyes like that...

thats the sith eyes😉

Wayne...

So THATS where sith eyes come from!! Georgie boy had it all planned from the jump!!

he usually does. Plus there robes are quite jedi like aren't they?

Wayne....

OMG thats friggin brilliant! 😱

Sandy beholders of brown lightsabers each and every one of them...!!!