The Secret Knowledge of the jawas

Started by naberrie4 pages

I KNEW those jawas were sneaky!!!!

Wait.. i thought attachment was forbidden for jedi.. what about the Jawas & the droids they keep??

wel you got to admit theres at the least a helluva lot of co-incedences..and to quote sherlock holmes...'I don't belive in co-incidences'

Wayne...

no they are simply 'passing them on' and funding their fundementalist versoin of the jedi faith.
Wayne...

Can I get an AMEN!

youpiThe Jawa's are coming Marching in Hurrah, Hurrah!!!!!!youpi

Amen!!!! (He says being sucked up that droid sucking tube/chute)

No wonder no one likes them much..they must smell quite badly (as findemetalists invariably do) from walking around on a roasting hot planet wearing thick dark robes!

Wayne....

Oootiniiiiiiiiii, m'lorrrrrrddd Oooootiiinnnniiiiiiiiii..........

Originally posted by LightSaber_Part
youpiThe Jawa's are coming Marching in Hurrah, Hurrah!!!!!!youpi

😆 😆 😆 😆

Wonder if they have tamborines? maybe even tamborine sabers😖

Wayne...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oootiniiiiiiiiii, m'lorrrrrrddd Oooootiiinnnniiiiiiiiii..........

Classic!! 😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by waynerobsonuk
Wonder if they have tamborines? maybe even tamborine sabers😖

Wayne...

a must have for a small backwater desert planet 😛

well a circular lightsaber type device would make a formidable weapon in the hands of a force user.

Wayne....

Originally posted by waynerobsonuk
No wonder no one likes them much..they must smell quite badly (as findemetalists invariably do) from walking around on a roasting hot planet wearing thick dark robes!

Wayne....

Yup... Must be kinda hard to meet a Jawa of the opposite sex when you have flies constantly buzzing around your mouth...

as jawas all smell, then the female jawas (assuming there are any) probably wouldn't notice.

Wayne....

So far we have Jedi fundemetalist whills with darksabers who smell and sing around campfires. sounds like a working thesis to me!

Wayne....

"as jawas all smell, then the female jawas (assuming there are any) probably wouldn't notice."

True... But people are often fine with their own smells.... but cannot abide those lavatorial visits after someone else has been in there..

Makes about as much sense as anything else in Star Wars 😆 😆 😆

George Lucas - the man who invented smelly jawas

Wayne...