The Secret Knowledge of the jawas

Started by Sadako of Girth4 pages

Originally posted by Ben-Kenobi
Few have ever seen the ugliness that lies beneath a Jawa mask. Jawa faces are obscured by a cloud of insects that gather in the recesses of their hoods, attracted by their foul odors. Their particular stench is a combination of poor hygiene and a mysterious solution into which Jawas dip their clothes to retain moisture. To Jawas, the odor is packed with information about each other, such as clan lineage, health, emotional state, even the last meal eaten.
Jawas have evolved several important survival traits, such as exceptional night vision, a strong immune system, and an efficient digestive system that draws all the needed nutrients from the Jawa staple diet of hubba gourd.

(JUST GO WATCH FRIDAY THE 13th PART 7 AND YOU'LL SEE A JAWAS FACE)

So they DEFINITELY stink then.....

Originally posted by Ben-Kenobi
http://www.starwars.com/databank/species/jawa/?id=eu

GO and readm you'll learn sumthin.

Pahhhh!!! EU.........

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Pahhhh!!! EU.........
Bless you!!!

Originally posted by Ushgarak
But any future attempts to try and use EU as a factual basis to discuss with the films will simply be met with a link to this thread and a reminder that that is invalid.

The Rebel Alliance: Educating the unenlightened 😉

u guys just dont seem to understand lucas love for catching you off guard, who wouldve thought that vader was lukes father??? just like who wouldve thought that the jawas were the originators of the jedi arts

Originally posted by Imaginary
The Rebel Alliance: Educating the unenlightened 😉

Atta girl Imag!! 😆

But again, still hanging out with them!! 😄

Thats my girl Imag,, take a bow 😛

Secret knowledge of the Jawas......

ah...
'Never Bathe"

*bows*

more than likely the reason george won't release it is because he doesnt know as much of the star wars universe as some of the mega fans in the in world

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!

anakin/rots 😄 😎

Hiya peeps! 🙂

Im liking this jawa theory more and more. 😉