The GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL

You really can't wear hats any more, which sucks.

They aren't "in". 😛

They vanished from 'in'. From the moment the moving picture was invented, all the men were in hats. All the way through the 40s and 50s, all that newsreel footage- endless hats.

Then suddenly, in the 60s... NO MORE HATS!

I hate that. I want to wear a nice trilby. But no, go out in a hat these days and you get knifed.

Probably the greatest tragedy in my life, except for the lack of lesbians making out in my room.

You can still wear hats in the winter. ✅

Not proper hats.

Nor can they go on the lesbians not in my room.

And just what is a proper hat? 😛

I'm trying my hardest to ignore the lesbians not in your room. ermm

Yes, you have to try hard, because they are VERY noticeable in their absence!

Oh you know, trilbies, top hats... not winter wooly stuff or caps or anything.

Originally posted by Naz
And just what is a proper hat? 😛

I'm trying my hardest to ignore the lesbians not in your room. ermm

That's all I'm focusing on.

Good man, you see the importance of the issue now.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Yes, you have to try hard, because they are VERY noticeable in their absence!

Oh you know, trilbies, top hats... not winter wooly stuff or caps or anything.

I want to get a beret, just for the hell of it.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Yes, you have to try hard, because they are VERY noticeable in their absence!

Oh you knowm trilbies, top hats... not winter wooly stuff or caps or anything.

*ignores*

Ah, I see.

I think this is the poper-est hats can get anymore:

That's a cap!

(wants hat)

(and room lesbians)

Originally posted by Ushgarak
That's a cap!

(wants hat)

(and room lesbians)

No! It is very hat-ish.

Oh my Gawd!! Lance does not reside in Canada! i am so embarressed now 😮

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
Oh my Gawd!! Lance does not reside in Canada! i am so embarressed now 😮

Las Vegas! firefirefireph

I think...

Originally posted by Naz
No! It is very hat-ish.

Nope, 'tis a flat cap.

(rejects)

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Nope, 'tis a flat cap.

(rejects)

mhm Well you can keep your top hats, be cause my flat cap is super cool.

Originally posted by Naz
Las Vegas! firefirefireph

I think...

no need to panic around 😕

Originally posted by Naz
mhm Well you can keep your top hats, be cause my flat cap is super cool.

Look... aside from anything else, can you see lesbians wearing THAT?

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Look... aside from anything else, can you see lesbians wearing THAT?

srug She looks lesbianonic to me.