I'll never have a girlfriend

Started by Cosmic_Beings4 pages

I'll never have a girlfriend

Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.

A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.

Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.

turn emo, chicks dig emo boys 😖 no really they do i dunno why lol

Lets all be happy 😄

Come on, you can't fool us twice.

😉

You found a computer in a dumpster which can access the internet? This one had trouble doing so when it was brand new!

I guess hes just lucky 🙄

Originally posted by shaber
You found a computer in a dumpster which can access the internet? This one had trouble doing so when it was brand new!

The trailer park owner set it up in his office, and I only get to be on it for an hour a day because other people in the community want to use it. It's so freaking stupid, they all stand around waiting for hours like it's something from the future.

to be honnest i never read all this shit just the title "ill never have a gf" so i laughed 😑

You're right, you'll never have a girlfriend.

Why are you posting this in the GDF? You've been here long enough to learn the rules.

At least I'm not a paedophile like you.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
You're right, you'll never have a girlfriend.

Why are you posting this in the GDF? You've been here long enough to learn the rules.

😱 omg blackc@t HA! long time no see

Originally posted by BlackC@t
You're right, you'll never have a girlfriend.

BlackC@t, I'd think you'd be a perfect candidate to remedy his situation. 😛

You could have also titled this thread, "I'm an attention whore who has to make up ridiculous stories in order for people to resopnd to my posts because even negative attention is still attention."

welcome to the 'dirty laundry forum' 😖

Originally posted by kofmaster
turn emo, chicks dig emo boys 😖 no really they do i dunno why lol

hell yeah..lol

Is this for real??? Why are you guys so hard on him?? OMG..what if this is true?

If its true, he would be better off trying to change his live then complaining about it on the internet. A lot of people complain and complain and complain. Fine you can feel like shit sometimes but no need to make a thread about it and then do nothing. If posting on the internet really is the only thing he likes to do he should get a hobby and start learning some stuff and try to improve his life.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Is this for real??? Why are you guys so hard on him?? OMG..what if this is true?

dont get suckered
it's a lie

-he found a free computer, and somehow a free i.s.p. to go with it.

-schizophrenia is a chemical imbalance of the brain, and no amount of trauma can 'cause' it. you either have it or you dont.

-20 crack babies? should have been 2 or 3. you went way too over the top for that part to be believable. 20x 9 months=180 months=15 years. unless she likes to steal crack babies? 😬

-from your past posting your credibility is shot to pieces

Originally posted by shaber
You found a computer in a dumpster which can access the internet? This one had trouble doing so when it was brand new!

😂
i guess you've had a pretty bad time,eh?

and yeh i bet you'll have a girlfriend so dont assume you wont

From Cosmic beings Profile:

Interests: Working out, reading books (Stephen King right now), eating delicious food.

Debbiejo, people who are hardly able to eat, and are utterly malnurished and cannot even think strait anymore generally don't have the energy or desire to workout, the focus to read books or the opportunity to eat delicious foods.