I'll never have a girlfriend · The Off-Topic Forum

wuTa Senior Member

than go buy a slice

AdventChild The Oringinal AdventChild

Originally posted by BlackC@t
You're right, you'll never have a girlfriend.
Why are you posting this in the GDF? You've been here long enough to learn the rules.

you don't have to be a jerk you jackass!..geez..I don't like you...

unknownrocker ???

Man I feel bad for you, but don't be EMO it stupid. Live life like you have something to live for even if you don't. I have nothing worth living for for myself, so I live for my friends. If you can't help you help someone else. 8/

silvertsume Make me want it.

dont complain... do sumthing 2 change it....

unknownrocker ???

And yea I forgot to put that I think there is a good chance this is fake.8/

drunk_nazgul obscure

You'll never have a gf, I'll never have a bf. We're stuck in the same bucket of feces.

Cosmic_Beings Restricted

Sike, I'm a very handsome, tall, blonde man who has many women.

Clovie -~=¤=~-

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Sike, I'm a very handsome, tall, blonde man who has many women.

so what's the problem?

Filth ...

You will never have a girl friend because you go on forums and complaine about it.

Jackie Malfoy Jacks

You will find one.There are alot of fish in the sea.JM

shaber schizoid

Did you see the rabble rousing thread this member initiated in the GDF a few months ago JM?

Drunk Nazgul> How are you? 😄 you haven't been online in a while!

Killer_Dennis Dickroll'd.

Re: I'll never have a girlfriend

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.
A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.
Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.

..Wow..Why would the football team rape you in a hotel room? 😕

PVS Restricted

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Sike, I'm a very handsome, tall, blonde man who has many women.

no, i believe your initial post, however ridiculous...is FAR closer to the truth than what you just said.

eggmayo Senior Member

Originally posted by PVS
no, i believe your initial post, however ridiculous...is FAR closer to the truth than what you just said.

😆 Good call.

Anna85 always a wishmaster

Re: I'll never have a girlfriend

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.
A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.
Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.

i'm sure that u'll have a gf soon
i need a bf too

BlackC@t Confront the darkness

Originally posted by kofmaster
😱 omg blackc@t HA! long time no see

Kof it's great to see you again! 😱

Cosmic, you're calling me a paedophile? You're the one browsing a forum trying to get a girlfriend 😐

BlackC@t Confront the darkness

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Sike, I'm a very handsome, tall, blonde man who has many women.

Okay rolleyes1

This is not a lying contest...

Captain REX Networking

Re: I'll never have a girlfriend

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.
A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.
Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.

How touching, may I please play you the saddest song on the world's smallest violin? I appreciate the effort you're putting up for trying to pick up on internet gals, but advertising that you have herpes won't work...sorry! 😛

silver_tears Senior Member

Who or what is sike exactly? 😛

Captain REX Networking

Sike is the nickname of Sykes, my limo driver. 😄