I'll never have a girlfriend

Started by Lana4 pages

I think he means "psyche".

And anyone who believed this drivel needs to get their heads checked. I think they may be missing a brain.

If all this is true, If I were you I would have Hung myself long ago...

Originally posted by Filth
You will never have a girl friend because you go on forums and complaine about it.

you are a complete jack ass....you'll find one despite all the trouble you find yourself in..

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
You will find one.There are alot of fish in the sea.JM

too bad there aren't many sweet hearts like you around any more...

No, Filth is right.

Originally posted by AdventChild
you are a complete jack ass....you'll find one despite all the trouble you find yourself in..

Do you actually believe this?

aren't there like 3 threads like this one?

Shit. Herpes. Nasty. The only thing you succeeded in doing here was lowering your chacnes of getting anyone to cyber-sex you. 🙂 Nice-one!

I have a girlfriend droolio.

Originally posted by AdventChild
you are a complete jack ass....you'll find one despite all the trouble you find yourself in..

perhaps you didnt read his last post.
he admitted he was lying.
you've been had.
from this moment forth, perhaps you wont be fooled again?

Originally posted by Korri
I have a girlfriend droolio.
droolio

Originally posted by SlipknoT
droolio

speaking of which hows things with you & eggmustard? droolio

Re: I'll never have a girlfriend

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.

A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.

Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.

😂
sure that u'll have one 😛

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
Well, I guess it all started when I was born. My piece of crap mother named me Thomas but everyone calls me Tom, and did I mention my last name is Arnold? So I have to put up with people making fun of me all the time because of some no talent bum on TV has the same name as me.

A few days after I was born my dad OD'd on cough medicine, so I grew up in a truck and now I live in a 1 bedroom apartment with 20 little crack babies and my mom. She goes to "work" every night but never tells me where. When I was 9 some old homeless lady stole me from my mom by breaking a vodka bottle over her head in the food stamp line. The old crazy monster gave me herpes all over my private parts and butt, I was found tied up screaming in an empty warehouse. That event has caused me to be bipolar, schizo, and suicidal. To this day I wake up screaming because of flashbacks.

Because of the severe herpes, I think I'll never have a girlfriend. All the medical bills have left no money for me and my mom, and I try to kill myself on a daily basis but I can't afford to. I don't think I have ever had a real friend in my whole life because I'm all freaky looking like a cross between a mongoose and a warlock. I spend my days talking to people online because I dropped out of school recently when the football team tied me up and raped me in a hotel room. No one believes me and thinks I'm looking for attention. I'm so severely depressed that I am hardly able to eat, and I am utterly malnurished, and cannot even think strait anymore. If it wasn't for this old broken computer I found in a dumpster I would probably kill myself by ODing on my own poop cuz it's all I have.


My first name is Mario

jokes abound

my middle name is Rafael

ninja turtle anyone (I kno its spelled dif)

and my last name is too long, but ppl have made fun of it

I have no parents

and one day you will get a girl you just have to believe and get a dng back bone. confidence is attractive.

i read that this wasn't true still doesn't erase the fact that some people don't have to be such jerks about it...seriously who finds a computer thats working in the trash and gets internet...Who pays for the internet bill....?

nice story... would become a great movie 🙂

pfft....having a gf is like having an itch that won't go away