Aunt May vs Alfred

Tired of all these Batman vs Spiderman threads....Lets have a real debate....who woul win in a battle between Aunt May and Alfred

I think Aunt May could take alfred in h2h....all shes gotta do is knee him in the groin (not really sure if you can say kick hin in the balls in a post)

Aunt May has a heart attack if she even lays eyes on "That awful Spider-Man".

Alfred would own her 😉

Yeah but i seem to remember a comic where Aunt may took out Spidey monentarily with a blow to the head with a poker or something......this was when Green Goblin had captured her and spidey came to save her thing it was his daughter may who Norman had....so if she could take spidey...alfred would be no problem

she could do the same to alfred....and whats he gonna do? B!tch slap an old woman....

Well you asked who would win in a duel??

Now I'm not being sexist but when it comes to a frail old woman like Aunt May and man like Alfred I gotta say May would go down in a second.

I'm sorry, but I must agree with Doc Ock. Alfred would win hands, or rather, arms down, all six of 'em.

LOL!

Dude I think he means Alfred Pennyworth from Batman........don't you???

Because if you mean Alfred Molina then thats friggin hilarious 😆

Alfred was on the British Secret Service and he served in the war. He kicks Aunt May's ass anytime.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Alfred was on the British Secret Service and he served in the war. He kicks Aunt May's ass anytime.

quite right old bean

I think its a draw cos they would eventually both be called home for their medicine time.

Originally posted by willRules
I think its a draw cos they would eventually both be called home for their medicine time.

Alfred (In comics) is only 50 or so. Aunt May is much older.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Alfred (In comics) is only 50 or so. Aunt May is much older.

she in her 60's

Awww crap.... was...were you meaning?

Awww crap 😆 LOL I guess I screwed that up, sorry.

Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself then what can you laugh at? 😆

I'm such a retard

Originally posted by The_Red_Dagon
Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself then what can you laugh at? 😆

I'm such a retard

don' t put yourself down sir.

Well, seeing as Alfred is a kind old gentlemen, he wouldn't hit an elederly lady.

Therefore, he would get the crap beat out of him.

By an old lady. 😎

She B!tch slap him hit him with an umbrella then knee him.LOL!

I'd have to say Alfred Pennyworth would win in a fight. But i'm sure Mr. Pennyworth ain't a girlbasher tho...

Originally posted by Mainstream:

"Don't put yourself down sir."

Sorry, I don't know how to properly do that... but I'm a girl, and it's okay. I get mistaken for a guy all the time 😆

Back to topic, Alfred (from Batman) would win. Sorry Aunt May. Looking at their resumes, one would quite rapidly come to the conclusion that Alfred has more exp. in fighting, but true, seeing that he is a gentleman, there's just the question of whether or not he would want to fight her