Aunt May vs Alfred

how's he gonna do that when he's got pepper spray in his eyes and his lying on the floor in holding his groin in agony?...aunt may aint gonna let up then......as soon as she recovers her breath she's gonna go looking for a vase and then it'll be KO alfred

He can disbale her before she can do anything.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
He can disbale her before she can do anything.

Alfred will mop the floor with Aunt may literally.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
Well, Alfred's a gentlemen, so he wouldn't physically hurt May, but...

I figure he could smooth talk his way into her heart (chicks love the 'stach,) move in talk about marriage the whole nine yards. And when he's finally situated, he could take her for everything she's worth like the senile old bat she is.

senile......i beg your pardon......she's not senile...anyway how would alfred smooth talk her?....whats he gonna say?.....she's too savvy to fall for for that...it may have happened in the past but she's learned from her mistakes

Not senile? Ok whatever, let's just go with gullible old bag instead.

It may have happened in the past? Really? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Alfred's all smooth man, and he's got nice suits and that killer 'stach! Not to mention that accent.

Besides, you asked...

cosmic bag swing woomph!!

"What was in that shot Alfred?"

"Antibotics. There is always a risk of infection from burns as severe as yours(Bruce Wayne promptly falls backwards asleep) and perhaps a strong sedative."

"He's going to be ticked when he wakes up"

"I quake with fear, young Timothy"

-Bruce Wayne, Alfred and Robin "Detective Comics #715"

okay then ...maybe alfred might take this one.......

aunt may is a hardened whore,a ***** that wil eat all men alive!!!!!!!!!!!! she will eat alfred for lunch, actually i find out that shes an ex pornstar and a huge don of the black underwolrd of america.

From what I've seen, it looks like Alfred takes this.

shell strip and alfred will be hypnotized. nough said.

Why would Alfred be hypnotized by her? Alfred is in his mid 50's and pretty handsome for his age. He would have lot of ladies with his charming skills if he would want to.

Aunt May is 75 year old hag.

I don't see what you are aiming to.

Aunt may is that old?

Alfred is handsome?

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Why would Alfred be hypnotized by her? Alfred is in his mid 50's and pretty handsome for his age. He would have lot of ladies with his charming skills if he would want to.

Aunt May is 75 year old hag.

I don't see what you are aiming to.

Mid fifties my ass. Batman is in his forties, and Alfred has been there from the start. I don't think the Wayne's would hire a 15 year old butler.

lol

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Mid fifties my ass. Batman is in his forties, and Alfred has been there from the start. I don't think the Wayne's would hire a 15 year old butler.

But he might have.........given enough prep time 😆

lol agagin

Thanks Codera.....by the way i love that similee in your sig.....where did u get it from