Aunt May vs Alfred

But......wait for it........Given enough 'prep time'...Aunt May could take him..... 😆

nah aunt may is much hardcore than alfed and this woman has been through more than this butler lol.

Aunt may has been dead and come back several times. She isn't afraid to die. I think she could take this battle. She could get Jarvis to help her. (Tony Stark's butler) hehe

If Aunt May can beat or draw with Galactus then she should just about be able to take Alfred.

Aunt may rocks!

She punked logan and galactus.

Alfred will seduce her. Alfred will take some viagra, and the sound of their old, wrinkled, saggy flesh slapping together will keep Bruce up all night.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Alfred will seduce her. Alfred will take some viagra, and the sound of their old, wrinkled, saggy flesh slapping together will keep Bruce up all night.

And we thought the death of his parents was what messed him up.

Originally posted by nigel45
And we thought the death of his parents was what messed him up.

lol, This would be far worse.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
lol, This would be far worse.

Oh man, with all the echoes in the Batcave? Bruce would be crazier than the Joker.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Alfred was on the British Secret Service and he served in the war. He kicks Aunt May's ass anytime.

Aunt May was a herald of Galactus, and KO'd Spider-Man with a vase.

Top that BEYOTCH!!

(Don't take the beyotch comment personally, it just seemed right to say at the moment😉)

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Alfred will seduce her. Alfred will take some viagra, and the sound of their old, wrinkled, saggy flesh slapping together will keep Bruce up all night.

Aww fu*k I think I'm going to throw up. puke Where the hell you get these ideas Cosmic Cube? I feel sick now that I read this. 😘

Alfred is one of the incarnations of the Presence. no way Aunt May will win.

Originally posted by Hulk Power
Aww fu*k I think I'm going to throw up. puke Where the hell you get these ideas Cosmic Cube? I feel sick now that I read this. 😘

They could always use a tub of mayonnaise to enhance the visual effects. It would sound a lot nastier too. Imagine that. 😄

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
They could always use a tub of mayonnaise to enhance the visual effects. It would sound a lot nastier too. Imagine that. 😄

Holy shit Now I'm REALLY going to throw up. 😘 puke Are these your fantasies? You must watch some old people porn for you to know this stuff. I don't even want to know what goes on in your mind. 😘

Originally posted by Hulk Power
Holy shit Now I'm REALLY going to throw up. 😘 puke Are these your fantasies? You must watch some old people porn for you to know this stuff. I don't even want to know what goes on in your mind. 😘

Yep i agree wid Spidey's Sister

Alfred would eat Aunt May alive.

He is a trained spy, and he hasn't forgotten his training (at least not most of it).

Alfred wins 8/10--he forfeit twice: Once for a stack of wheatcakes, and once for... 💃

na Aunt May would'nt betray the memory of Ben for some stuffy old butler.....besides doesn't alfred like little boys?....i mean look at the company he hangs out with...Batman, Robin, Nightwing, etc

Originally posted by Tron
Aunt May was a herald of Galactus, and KO'd Spider-Man with a vase.

Top that BEYOTCH!!

(Don't take the beyotch comment personally, it just seemed right to say at the moment😉)

Already on that, she also swiped away galactus at one point.