Darth Vader vs Superman

Started by ragesRemorse10 pages

Superman would blow on vaders dinky laser sword and freeze it. After vaders frozen laser sword shatters, Superman would stab Vader in the kneck with a frozen shard of vaders laser sword...just out of spite and to show how easily he can spank the nerds god.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Superman would blow on vaders dinky laser sword and freeze it. After vaders frozen laser sword shatters, Superman would stab Vader in the kneck with a frozen shard of vaders laser sword...just out of spite and to show how easily he can spank the nerds god.
You're talking about the handle right?

no, i am talking about the actual energy blade.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
no, i am talking about the actual energy blade.
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You . . . but. . . wha-?

You can't freeze the energy blade. . . It's a form of energy rather than a more physical matter. . . Just like you cant freeze a fire . . .

Originally posted by Creshosk
. . .

You . . . but. . . wha-?

You can't freeze the energy blade. . . It's a form of energy rather than a more physical matter. . . Just like you cant freeze a fire . . .

yeah, but the light saber itself is totally believable right? and a man who can blow subzero tempetures and shoot lasers from his eyes goes unquestioned 😛 i'm just breakin balls now. 😂

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
yeah, but the light saber itself is totally believable right? and a man who can blow subzero tempetures and shoot lasers from his eyes goes unquestioned 😛 i'm just breakin balls now. 😂
er right. . .

These concepts as bizzare as they are still have an attempt at scientific basis.

Superman is a kryptonian, and his metabolism is different than a human's. . . I've seen the scientific explination for Superman.

There is also an attempt to explain lightsabers. . .

But you still can't freeze energy. . .

Diddnt want to resort to comic proof, but iceman did it in xtinction agenda. He froze a psionic blast. which is nothing more than pure manifested power. It's comics and far fetched movies man, it's all up in the air.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Diddnt want to resort to comic proof, but iceman did it in xtinction agenda. He froze a psionic blast. which is nothing more than pure manifested power. It's comics and far fetched movies man, it's all up in the air.
There is such thing as plot induced stupidity. . .

thats it?

Almost everything in comics is impossible. Isnt that why people love them so much...because comics have no boundaries? Isnt a hypothetical bout against Superman and Darth vadar stupid? I love how everyone picks and chooses their own rules in comic versus questions. One persons comic example is valid and the next mans is void.

for the record, Xtinction agenda is a bad ass plot.

Wait..I thought absolute zero was the complete absence of energy.Would't that mean at that degree the energy would be obsolete?

I don't think so. 😕

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Superman would blow on vaders dinky laser sword and freeze it. After vaders frozen laser sword shatters, Superman would stab Vader in the kneck with a frozen shard of vaders laser sword...just out of spite and to show how easily he can spank the nerds god.

But if Superman "froze" Vader lightsaber all that vader would have to do is turn it off. Then turn it back on.

Originally posted by DaRk Lotus
But if Superman "froze" Vader lightsaber all that vader would have to do is turn it off. Then turn it back on.
Why would he have to do that?

It's like a fountain, or a hose.

It goes out, and then loops back. Freezing it would just put an icy shell over it which would melt and vaporise instantly. as the sabers can melt metal that resists the heat of a volcano.

Originally posted by Draco69
This is non-fight. Superman. Easily. Force Choke won't work. His lungs are EXTREMELY powerful. And he can hold his breath for hours.

One punch is all he requires.


Vader just has to hit him with his lightsaber. He's the man of steel. Doomsday killed Superman with his fist!

Originally posted by General Zodiac
Vader just has to hit him with his lightsaber. He's the man of steel. Doomsday killed Superman with his fist!
Not in the rematches. In those Supes stomped him hard.

Lightsaber wouldn't work. Super man lives in the sun for 1000+ years to become Superman Prime.

The lightsaber isn't going to have any effect.

I'm sure it will. A lightsaber can go through any surface. Superman is outmatched by the Dark Lord of the Sith. Besides nothing can compare to the powers of the Force.

Originally posted by General Zodiac
I'm sure it will. A lightsaber can go through any surface. Superman is outmatched by the Dark Lord of the Sith. Besides nothing can compare to the powers of the Force.
Lightsaber's don't cut through other lightsabers, so Superman's bio forefield might be able to block a lightsaber.

They also don't cut through sith energy staffs.

Or certain metalic alloys.

No I really don't see a lightsaber as cutting superman.

Superman lived in the heat of the sun? So he can resist those temperatures, yet a poor mans hulk outright KILLS him by punching him in the mouth?

Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Superman lived in the heat of the sun? So he can resist those temperatures, yet a poor mans hulk outright KILLS him by punching him in the mouth?
Doomsday?

Not anymore he doesn't. He get's punked by supes.

Would the force be considered magic??? Cause if it is Supes could be in alot of trouble