Darth Vader vs Superman

Started by DracotheDragon10 pages

Vader. Vader all the way! One: we don't know the extent of the dark side, and two: Vader's just cooler. Who can argue with that logic?

not me

Originally posted by DracotheDragon
Vader. Vader all the way! One: we don't know the extent of the dark side,
We do know the extent of Darth Vader's abilities.

We do not know the extent of Superman's abilities either.

Originally posted by DracotheDragon
and two: Vader's just cooler.
Vader wins because of your opinion?

Originally posted by DracotheDragon
Who can argue with that logic?
Show me some decent logic before making such a statement.

The sky rains orange cucumbers made of golden tinfoil, while an octopus plays a waltz on a rutebega. Therefore Superman wins.

"who can argue with that logic?"

Originally posted by DaRk Lotus
but...how maney powers does the darkside have? For all we know the darkside has killer powers!? And if so...then superman will die and vader wins.

For all we know Superman is stronger than the force. . .for all we know blackholes are filled with black cats the size of this dot -> .

For all we know the darkside has no more powers than has been previously shown.

For all we know Superman can shoot rainbows from his fingers and blind darth vader.

For all we know Superman can travel at the speed of light and kill vader before he has a chance to react.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Cross company crossovers yeild Wolverine beating Lobo. . . They're not really canon either as the crossover has no effect on the storylines of those involved in said crossover. . .

Or more to the point, I made it up, thought that much was obvious.

But you say cross overs have no validity in this kind of thing? I would think it would be the most valid.

This is the worst thread in history. DV vs. Superman? Terrible. Give Jet Li a lightsaber and he would beat DV. Maybe i should start that thread. Well anyway Superman could beat DV.

Originally posted by Onikirimaru
Or more to the point, I made it up, thought that much was obvious.

But you say cross overs have no validity in this kind of thing? I would think it would be the most valid.

Not cross company crossovers.

They tend to lean more toward one company or the other. . .

Batman kicking the hulk and it effects him, Wolverine beating Lobo? Batman punching Canonball's blast feild and altering his course?

Cross company crossovers are not very good evidence of anything.

🤨 🤨 Superman in our world at war crossover, superman went into the sun and came a human torch superman and became much stronger than before and moved war-world. Superman will b***h slap vader all day and everyday, remember vader is half machine he lost half his powers in revenge of the sith. This is not even close superman survived a hit from darkseid omega beams that are hotter then the earth sun what the hell you think a light saber is going to do too superman maybe just tickle him. Then superman will kick vader ass into space along with the emperor and watch them freeze to death. What next guys vader can beat the silver surfer wait no archangel michael no that's no it Odin there it is. Please vader will be scrape metal before he can say a word.

Easy battle.

Vader uses his vast superior knowledge of the force to create a "plot hole". This confuses the director into putting Superman in front of the Death Star. Vader calls the battlestation and tells them to fire.

Dazed and confused from the George Lucas style plot rape, Superman is unable to dodge the attack or defend himself against it.

Vader wins.

Exactly right.

the only way superman kan die is if vader gete a hold of kryptonite sum how if not vaders toast

But vader is the strongset so you got to give him props. his skills with the lightsaber is the higest

Vader all the way. 🙂

Originally posted by DaRk Lotus
But vader is the strongset so you got to give him props. his skills with the lightsaber is the higest
Superman is MUCH stronger than Vader.

Vader's skills won't mean anything if he can't use them. Superman is much too fast for Vader.

Originally posted by Odie
Vader all the way. 🙂
punched all the way to the other side of the universe though. . .

Yes, but you forget that Vader has the "plot hole" technique from being in the Star Wars universe.

A turtle could use a plot hole technique to kill Silver Surfer.

Originally posted by RagnaViper
Yes, but you forget that Vader has the "plot hole" technique from being in the Star Wars universe.

A turtle could use a plot hole technique to kill Silver Surfer.

Superman's Plothole power is stronger. . . Vader's is barely noticable.

Originally posted by RagnaViper
Easy battle.

Vader uses his vast superior knowledge of the force to create a "plot hole". This confuses the director into putting Superman in front of the Death Star. Vader calls the battlestation and tells them to fire.

Dazed and confused from the George Lucas style plot rape, Superman is unable to dodge the attack or defend himself against it.

Vader wins.

your assuming that will kill superman...

Originally posted by pr1983
your assuming that will kill superman...

LOL 😂
Vader wins.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Superman's Plothole power is stronger. . . Vader's is barely noticable.

Nah, there's no plot hole like a George Lucas plot hole.

Originally posted by pr1983
your assuming that will kill superman...

Good point, but who said it had to kill him?

All it has to do is confuse Superman (via bright lights) into thinking he's a middle aged hippy with a weed habit.

Which brings up an excellent point. How awesome would it be to be Superman while high? Imagine the possibilities...