I quoth another:
HOLDEN
(calling out)
Bullshit! Lando Calrissian was a
black man, and he got to fly the
Millennium Falcon!
Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of
the comment
HOOPER
Who said that?!?
HOLDEN
(standing)
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive
black role model in the realm of
Science Fiction/Fantasy.
HOOPER
**** Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom
******! Always some white boy gotta
invoke the holy trilogy! Bust this -
those movies are about how the white
man keeps the brother man down - even
in a galaxy far, far away. Check
this shit. You got cracker farm-boy
Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy -
blond hair, blue eyes.
And then you've got Darth
Vader: the blackest brother in the
galaxy. Nubian God.
BANKY
Whats a Nubian?
HOOPER
Shut the **** up! Now Vader, he's a
spiritual brother, with the force and
all that shit. Then this cracker
Skywalker gets his hands on a light-
saber, and the boy decides he's
gonna run the ****ing universe - gets
a whole Klan of whites together, and
they're gonna bust up Vader's hood
the Death Star. Now what the **** do
you call that!
BANKY
Intergalactic Civil War!
HOOPER
Gentrification. They're gonna drive
our the black element, to make the
galaxy quote, unquote 'safe' for white
folks.
HOLDEN
But Vader turns, out to be Luke's
father. And in Jedi, they become
friends.
HOOPER
Don't make me bust a cap in your ass,
yo! Jedi's the most insulting
installment, because Vader's
beautiful, black visage is
sullied when he pulls off his mask to
reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
They're trying to tell us that deep
inside, we all want to be white!
BANKY
Well isn't that true?!
Hooper explodes, He pulls a nine millimeter from his
belt, draws on Banky and fires. Banky goes down, falling
forward into the crowd The crowd screams and starts to
scatter, Hooper jumps over the table and raises his fists
in the air.
HOOPER
BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!! I'LL KILL
ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHER
****IN' EYES ON!!!
The crowd-is gone. Holden sits in his chair, laughing.
Hooper steps off the stage and picks Banky's head up off
the floor.
HOOPER
(breaking character)
"What's a Nubian!" *****, you almost
made me laugh!
Hooper sounds different Actually, he sounds gay.
Actually - he is. Banky smiles.
BANKY
Well what about you! You didn't tell
me you were going to scream "Black
Rage". I nearly pissed myself.
Originally posted by Stunrun
Samuel L. Jackson -Mace Windu
Billy Dee Williams -Lando Calrissian
Hugh Quarshie -Captain Panaka
Jay Laga'aia -Captain Typho
Femi Taylor -Oolahow is star wars racist?........wait, why am i even posting here anymore? this forum has gone crazy! 😑
Dont forget James Earl Jones. Just dont argue that you cant see hin making SW racist.