star Wars is Racist

Started by Gryn Jabar4 pages

That'd be true if it was, unfortunately, it isn't.

Originally posted by tlbauerle
I quoth another:

HOLDEN
(calling out)
Bullshit! Lando Calrissian was a
black man, and he got to fly the
Millennium Falcon!

Hooper whips his head around, looking for the source of
the comment

HOOPER
Who said that?!?

HOLDEN
(standing)
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive
black role model in the realm of
Science Fiction/Fantasy.

HOOPER
**** Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom
******! Always some white boy gotta
invoke the holy trilogy! Bust this -
those movies are about how the white
man keeps the brother man down - even
in a galaxy far, far away. Check
this shit. You got cracker farm-boy
Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy -
blond hair, blue eyes.
And then you've got Darth
Vader: the blackest brother in the
galaxy. Nubian God.

BANKY
Whats a Nubian?

HOOPER
Shut the **** up! Now Vader, he's a
spiritual brother, with the force and
all that shit. Then this cracker
Skywalker gets his hands on a light-
saber, and the boy decides he's
gonna run the ****ing universe - gets
a whole Klan of whites together, and
they're gonna bust up Vader's hood
the Death Star. Now what the **** do
you call that!

BANKY
Intergalactic Civil War!

HOOPER
Gentrification. They're gonna drive
our the black element, to make the
galaxy quote, unquote 'safe' for white
folks.

HOLDEN
But Vader turns, out to be Luke's
father. And in Jedi, they become
friends.

HOOPER
Don't make me bust a cap in your ass,
yo! Jedi's the most insulting
installment, because Vader's
beautiful, black visage is
sullied when he pulls off his mask to
reveal a feeble, crusty white man!
They're trying to tell us that deep
inside, we all want to be white!

BANKY
Well isn't that true?!

Hooper explodes, He pulls a nine millimeter from his
belt, draws on Banky and fires. Banky goes down, falling
forward into the crowd The crowd screams and starts to
scatter, Hooper jumps over the table and raises his fists
in the air.

HOOPER
BLACK RAGE! BLACK RAGE!! I'LL KILL
ANY WHITE FOLKS I LAY MY MOTHER
****IN' EYES ON!!!

The crowd-is gone. Holden sits in his chair, laughing.
Hooper steps off the stage and picks Banky's head up off
the floor.

HOOPER
(breaking character)
"What's a Nubian!" *****, you almost
made me laugh!

Hooper sounds different Actually, he sounds gay.
Actually - he is. Banky smiles.

BANKY
Well what about you! You didn't tell
me you were going to scream "Black
Rage". I nearly pissed myself.

hahaha...chasing amy is brilliant

Tem Morrison is semi-black.

This thread is stupid. Like all the other ones.

Han Solo was going to be black. Billy Dee Williams auditioned for the part, but then they decided on Ford.

Fords are cool. bbbbrrrrmmmmmmm!!!

If no-one's going to ban these retards, then please ban me! I don't know how much longer I can take it!

racist, eh? okay-then. i guess all the green people in the universe should be happy, cuz at least they're well represented, by yoda no less. why the hell does this keep coming up?

its anti rodian propaganda...the Bush administration forced lucas to make it look like greedo shot first...and now this corrupt administration resides in george lucas's neck as this photographic evidence clearly shows

This guys just a idiot more than likely he is black or some other minority, seems like now a days minorities seem to be more raceist than any white person today, if not than i dont like people like you who read something into nothing, get a life, move on. Just like the George Bush thing people say Anakin said in the Obi confrontation, or a more political real situation, the 10 comandment statue in that Gov't building, its like WHO CARES, they make big news and and headlines about complete bullsh** that no one should waste 3 seconds thinking about.

You know in all movies the black man is always killed first...

LOL too true! "The black man ALWAYS dies..." (Mr. L. Jackson dies in Jurassic Park too lol)

With regard to the racism issues, i don't think i saw any Asian Jedis in any of the 6 films... (or am i wrong? someone pls correct me if there were any Asian Jedis in any of the Star Wars films)

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
Tem Morrison is semi-black.

This thread is stupid. Like all the other ones.

Han Solo was going to be black. Billy Dee Williams auditioned for the part, but then they decided on Ford.

Fords are cool. bbbbrrrrmmmmmmm!!!

If no-one's going to ban these retards, then please ban me! I don't know how much longer I can take it!

Im with you all the way Devil Dodo. Like the Old Republic this forum was, before the dark times. Before it became corrupt!

Originally posted by TMACalicious
LOL too true! "The black man ALWAYS dies..." (Mr. L. Jackson dies in Jurassic Park too lol)

With regard to the racism issues, i don't think i saw any Asian Jedis in any of the 6 films... (or am i wrong? someone pls correct me if there were any Asian Jedis in any of the Star Wars films)

Depa Billaba😎

What about those two black women? They were cousins or something and they wore the same kind of white dangly headdresses. They were jedi.

To say star wars is racist is the stupidest thing I ever heard

Originally posted by Robin Darkside
To say star wars is racist is the stupidest thing I ever heard

My friend, this is just the tip of the iceburg. Wait until you read some more threads.

Originally posted by jerlark386
My friend, this is just the tip of the iceburg. Wait until you read some more threads.

No, I realized that this thread creator, is a little off...

Re: star Wars is Raceist

Originally posted by Ness
The only Jedi in the movie and thet chop his Fing arm off and kick him off the ledge.. I my be the only person who thinks this bu give me your comment?/

I'm sorry, I don't understand?

Mace is not the only Jedi in the movie.
He is not the only black Jedi in the movie.
He is not the only black Jedi to get killed.
Far more caucasian characters get killed in the movie.
Women and children get killed in the movie.

Rocky III could be mildly construed as being racist.
Star Wars Episode III cannot, by any stretch of the imagination, be considered racist.

I agree

I would agree about Episode III. Episode I on the other hand...

Why does everyone have to make everything about race? The hardest thing to be these days is a white male. I'm so glad I'm asian so I can jsut ignore all that bologna. Call me what you will, but I won't remember it. It's late/early as ballz and I'm stoned as a monkey who ate too many bananas.

Ness everyone hates you here

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to stress, stress leads to doobies, and doobies lead to twinkies"- My man Yoda

Ok, here we go.... the four black people in star wars that i kno of are way too stereotypical

1. Ep1 - Captain Panaka - Ok... hes a body guard.... and hes always shooting everybody...
2. Ep2 - The Senators Bodyguard - wow... hes another bodyguard.... and has only one eye
3. Ep5 - Lando - Ge plays tricks, and backstabbed han solo (for the most part)
4. Ep3 - Mace Windu - get this... hes the only black jedi so he has to have a pimped out lightsaber hilt.... its all gold and chrome.... and probly has huge rims too...

GL is a bit raceist...