(ouch)
Aragorn therefore
farted hugely
and grabbed
his sword
of rubber.
And hair
is long (XD)
But alas
the elf
was gay
and watched
the teletubbies
whilst masurbating
<lol>
the dog.
He intentively
<omg eek>
lost his
virginity to
Gollum, and
wished he
kissed Brego