2 word story

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''Im King Kong''She announced

(ok that wasnt two but i wanted to say that! lol🙂

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and gollum

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''Im King Kong''She announced
And Gollum announced ''I'm

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''Im King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum announced ''I'm dieting, GAH!"

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''Im King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum announced ''I'm dieting, GAH!Your tempting

me far

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''Im King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum announced ''I'm dieting, GAH! Your tempting me far more than

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum announced ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot

in chocolate!

By the way, i just changed afew bits so it made more sense - I only added in one new word (if there were any mistakes feel free to change them🙂)

Heres the corrected one:

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimlis' feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realising how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some Elven wench which smelt like Gimli's feet. So Arwen ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" Then she walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied:

"I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Éowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo. Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum.
"I want a banana!"
"Why!?
''I'm King Kong.'' She announced!
And Gollum replied ''I'm dieting, GAH! You're tempting me far more than a carrot in chocolate!''

The next day, in Edoras, Théoden was humming along with a peculiar looking hobbit.