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There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!"

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!"

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't

eat me!

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm

a turkey

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said the

angry Arwen

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen

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There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically

There once was a retarded kid who ate a big fat pig. Without realizing how little pigs squeal, because he saw Gimli who was kissing Éowyn beneath the Mistle toe. Faramir went crazy and then Boromir ate pie which Aragorn later talked to and cursed Sauron for bringing home some elfin wench who smelt like Gimlis' feet. So she ran, screaming like a monkey and said "OOH! OOH! AAH! AAH!" then walked to Rivendell in order to smack her weird father fourteen times. The next day she talked to a banana which replied "I hate Elrond, he's your guts which are infected with Orc's breath and Shelob's smelly poo."

So, Eowyn saw Legolas kissing Bilbo under a large troll who was pissed drunk and licking Saruman's finger and his nose! However, Arwen got into trouble with Morgoth's kinky Mummy who held a stiff long, sharp rubber dildo.

Therefore, Morgoth cried a foul curse that sounded whiny which turned bright purple.

"Stop that!" cried Arwen, "You're gonna kill the bloody pansies!"
"I'm sorry!" weeped Morgoth, "Please don't eat me!"
"But I'm a fat legless turkey," said an angry Arwen.

So, Arwen screamed hysterically at Gollum

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