Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

*hears "dog peanut butter incident" as he's breaking through the wall...promptly pokes his head back in*

That was a dare! A dare, I say! I made $600 off of that. And don't you need the Presence to tell you to divulge this info? I mean, it's one thing to be freaky, but at least I'm not God's man-servant.

Correction "man-whore". That's what you get for going nuts and draining the whole battery man.

(Sends Bishop pics of Dog)
Tick it doesn't count as a dare if you dared yourself to do it.
Plus I am no Man-servant I am the Wrath of God.
That means I stop or kill anyone God tells me to.
I do not do his laundry.

Ah, forget it. Nuf of this stuff...*sets Ultimate Nullifier to 'Spread' and pulls the trigger. Promptly leaves out the same hole in the wall he just made*

LOL. Those are hilarious Spectre. Hey Glads you need to see the look on Tick's face, priceless.

*Show Gladiator pictures.*

The presence tells Spectre to take the Ultimate Nullifer. So he does then he sends it to another universe.

Well guys I've gotta head out. I'll be back tomorrow though. Peace and chicken grease.

*Jumps in space pod and leaves.*

{Iron Man}

"hey guys.... i had the weirdest f*ckin' dream last night........ i dreamt i killed a kebab guy......... anyway... i'm back now..... gimme a pint of Stella!"

Good bye Bishop have fun.

"hey Presence!..... now that you and your man-whore Spectre are in the same place i think you should make him dance or something to amuse us..... c'mon.....it'll be funny"

I need another Bud Lite.

*finishes up his Molson XXX*

Yo Bishop can i get another free Molson XXX? That'll be the last one ill ask for for free, i promise.

Eh, where's the Presence? I'd love some entertainment too *thinks to self...Spectre, become the spitting image of Wonder Woman and slowly strip for us...ah yes, just like that.*

If only...if only...

Speaking of Wonder Woman I asked the presence about her number.
He siad since I have done a good job being his vengence we would give it to me. It's ***-****

Well Spec, now if WW wants a weird vengeful GL stand-in, you're set. Somehow I don't think you have much chance though.

...Here's a wallet photo she gave me the night after our first night together. Oh, and peanut butter wasn't involved that time, but The Presence probably spared you the details to protect your ego.

...

...damn, i'm so out of character for the tick...it's freakin' hard to stay flippant and jovial when everyone is so sarcastic and looking for fights. might have to change...not sure...but until then, the mighty blue defender of justice lives on!

Believe me he told me about how you got that picture and sneaking up behind her and snatching it from her purse isn't really her giving it to you.
Besides the picture didn't you also get a restraining order and a black eye.

thanx for letting me know about this ✅

You didn't know Paola?

{Iron Man}

"hmmmm... who's this paola chick?.... she seems hot!"

*strolls up to paola*

"you're not one of those guy mutants who shapeshifts so you can see a real woman's body up close are you?"