Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Hey, Bishop, since i took over as bartender for u when u were gone, can i get a another Molson XXX free?

* Sucks down Bud lite*
can I have another one please sir."

Sure Gladiator.

*Hands Glads a cold Molson XXX*

Yea man, I was just telling The Tick that he needs to get on the super-heroine ho train, but he says he's all devoted to truth and justice. What a pansy! He's still cool though.

*Hands Spectre another Bud-Lite*

You sure can put 'em down for a guy made of ectoplasm. 😱

This is nothing I once drank seventy in 2 minutes but the was cause the presence told to do it. Don't know why though.

yea lol. Maybe he's just too shy though. Or maybe he doesnt have the "skills" to score with the ladies.

*sips some of my new Molson XXX*

Well do you have the "skills" Glads?

*Nibbles on piece of steak.*

Shy my foot! If a lady would come into the pub, I could show you wannabes how a man with nigh-invulnerability gets it done.

Hey, and I nullified Doom with the Ultimate Nullifier (that I picked up from those pesky clowns). Can I have a free drink?...make it a Rum & Coke...Cherry Coke that is...hehe.

im not sure. I have more important things to worry about, such as ensruing the survival of both this planet and my home galaxy, therefore i have never tried my "skills."

Oh Please! Tick, Arthur told me how he saw you making out with a poster of Bea Arthur. That is nasty as hell dawg. I'd rather have sex with Sally Jesse Raphael.

No...on second thought I don't.

lol. So how are u witht he ladies Bishop? do u have the necessary "skills"?

Well I've had my share you know? Hehe. If you want names just ask. And I can even work a few numbers if you want. Just get me Lilandra's, I really wanna tap that alien ass. Charles didn't know what he had...

Come on people...it's NIGH-invulnerability. No one knows what that means...even I don't. It's mysterious...the ladies fall for it every time.

Besides, Once you've had The Tick, You'll never want another...um, person. Hehe.

That's not what Rogue said. HA!!!!

yes, Princess Lilandra has stunning beauty. We Shi'Ar do not have what u earthling call "Phone Numbers". We each have a code, and by that code anyone in the Shi'Ar Galaxy can be located. It is almost like an AIM screen name. U go to a specialized machine, which u can find practiclly anywhere, just like ur ATM's, and type in the being's code that ur looking for and u will be able to communicate with them. My code is 111043. Im sry, i am not permitted to give out Princess Lilandra's code without her approval.

Tick I talk to the presence all the time and he sees everything. Imean everything plus what your thinking do I need to tell them your stories about "ladies"

yea, please tell us.

Hey, you can have my sloppy seconds anytime Bishop...just don't complain if you hear them scream my name...actually, what the hell is my name? Other than The Tick? Shouldn't I have a secret identity to hide or something? And what do I look like under this blue suit? All good questions...I'll have to look into that.

*Having run out of windows to break, Tick leaves by jumping through the wall, creating a massive hole*

well for starters there was the dog peanut butter incident.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
*Having run out of windows to break, Tick leaves by jumping through the wall, creating a massive hole*

LOL!

*ROTFL*

Ewwwwww. I don't wanna know about that one.

(Psst. Send me some pics of that one Spectre.)

I'll put 'em up on the wall of shame. 😂