Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

"Thank you, mohawked-one for the drink."
"What is this brew you give to I, The Dread Dormammu?"

"Whoops! The Mindless Ones are screwing around in my home dimension."
"Hold that drink for me you Shi'ar mohawked punk."
"I, The Dread Dormammu, will be back when I, The Dread Dormammu,
am done treatin' those mindless bitchez."

alright, i shall hold this Molson XXX for u. But if u ever shall insult the me again, i shall make sure u will not live to ever see the light of day again!

punk.

(teleports away....fast)

Bishop, would u like to take over ur former position as bartender again for me so that i can relax and drink my Molson XXX.

I am the Presence if thats OK 😄

no, you cant be anyone above Spectre in terms of power. Pick someone else.

where has everyone gone?

When did anyone say he couldn't do that. I think the Presence would be sweet to have around the pub.

fine. Okay, Whirlysplat, u can be the presence.

*The Tick runs backs in, breaking yet another window as he does, looking rather frightened. The clowns and diapered gorilla are chasing him this time, rather than the other way around. They're yelling something about an "Ultimate Nullfier" and are waving a weird-looking gun through the air. The Tick hides behind the bar, grabbign himself a Cherry Coke while he's there, and tries to think of a plan. The gorilla and clowns begin searching the place.*

Originally posted by armandovalles
fine. Okay, Whirlysplat, u can be the presence.

Yeah cool. Someone here is the Spectre (I forget who). You can order him around like your personal servant...hehe.

Sup Tick? When you gonna kidnap one of these fine mamacitas guy?

i finally wake up sober and not hungover at all
but i left a little present on the pool table shit

-- CLOWNS AND A DIAPERED GORILLA!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

runs through most of the clowns making them explode and freeze the gorilla's diaper. startled, the gorilla trips and falls and his diaper shatters.

"how rude of me, thats no way to break the ice, but before you come back from your TRIP, i suggest you CHILL!" i instantly freeze on ice diaper on him.

The spectre has returned.

Hey Spec still enjoying being a servant/errand boy? LOL. What'll ya have?

I think I will have a Bud lite man.

*Hands Spectre a Bud Lite*

So what's HE like Spectre? God I mean. Is he a giant chick or what?

Actually I have only seen him once and he looks kinda skranny actually, but he gives me my power so I didn't say anything.

Thanks for the save QF. *picks up the Ultimate Nullifier that the diapered gorilla was carrying* I wonder if this will work on God??? *smiles crookedly*

kidnap mamacitas Bishop?? I hope you were refering to someone else. I only serve goodness and truth. Kidnapping isn't in my vocabulary...or, well, it is but I don't use it often...or something like that. Unless it's a particularly tasty pizza. Justice has to eat sometimes, you know.

*Ultimately Nullifies Doom* There...take that you pompous jerk. Though from what I've heard from the ladies, you're already pretty "Null"...if you get my drift...hehe.