Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Originally posted by Scoobless
of course i mean you you minimum wage moronic manservent.... you think i'd talk like this to Gladiator or Sentry?

"s'up Gladboy beat down any Skrulls lately?"

Oh and I manage this Pub, got it bub???!! Super Skrull is bigger loser than that Matt Murdoch guy...

damn... i almost forgot .... i have a date with Shannon Elizabeth and Kate Beckinsale......*throws his remaining drink (well.... empty glass) at the bartender... leaves a $2,000 tip.... and promises he'll be back to sample the vile abominations this establishement serves tomorrow*

"TAXI!"

would u like me to throw him out for you, after all, i owe u for my Rum.

Don't let the door hit ya, where Ultron shoulda bit ya. Nah I put a bomb on the taxi he's in 😈. MUHAHHWHHWWHAA!!!!

he was a weird individual, dont'cha think?

By the way, can i get another RB + Rum?

Another Rum & Coke please... Start up tab for me while your at it.

Yea almost as weird as Dr. Strange. Do see how his outfits clash. I mean Jesus sweet tapdancing Christ yo!!! Ok. I got you powerhouses covered. I'm gonna post the pub rates tomorrow Sentry. *Hands them rum n' coke and root beer n' rum respectively.*

really. Not even the skrulls have as strange of a personality as that one, who calls himself what? Iron Man was it?

I must leave u all now, i shall be back tomorrow.

*flies out the ceiling window into the horizon"

Iron Man is just a pompous jackass. He thinks he's all cool and stuff cuz he gets all the girls. PUUULEEZEEE!!! If I told Tyra Banks I had a heart condition she'd be cooking me bacon and eggs within hours man. Later Glads. 😉

The Sentry must be going now. Here's a $20 bill for your troubles that should cover my two drinks and your tip. If your expecting more of a tip, I'm not Iron Man...

Fine... I'm gonna close up shop until 8 A.M. Later los... I mean heroes.

im quick freeze
because im underage i stole dad's liq and got piss drunk and wandered the streets and urinated on the outside wall of the bar and passed out by the front door

I have Returned, the Praetor of the Imperial Guard is back! I am Gladiator! Here is a 20 $ american bill for the drinks earlier. Can i get another RB + Rum though?

Quickfreeze, terran, u need not worry about gettiing caught stealing your father's liquor, for if u are underage, you are NOT allowed to Drink! so speaks the Praetor of the Imperias Guard!

Hi guys. Does this place serve chocolate milk? 😛

(I am wolverine)

give me a whiskey.....hell give everyone a whiskey (obviously down a sad frown on his face)

"Hard day, Logan?"

*Takes his shot of whiskey.* Thanks you hairy munchkin. 😉

*Iron Man strolls back in*

"hey guys! ... who's the kid in red and white laying in the gutter? doesn't he realise that there aren't any age restriction laws on Triton?"

"hey Superman .... how you doin'?...."

*someone whispers in IM's ear*

"what?... what do you mean he's NOT Superman? he's got the red cape and the big letter on his chest hasn't he?......YO! you with the mohawk! you know if Superman finds out you're stealing his gimmick he'll come in here and rip your head off.... it's true..... i saw him do it to some 19 year old kid at a costume party once when he got drunk"