Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

LOL. Sup Tony, you inebriated scallywag? * Trips over bar stool.*

I shall be Doctor Doom.

*Doctor Doom walks in the bar with two Doombots, shoving The Vulture away from his way as he moves forward. He sats on one of the chair in front of the bar table.*

"You. Lower being. Give DOOM an BEER. So says DOOM. The ULTIMATE Ruler of LATVERIA."

Ok Doom, but tell that damn Doombot to stop chewing on Reed's leg.

"NEVER! YOU DARE TO ORDER THE UNMATCHABLE DOOM TO DO SOMETHING AGAINST HIS WILL! AFTER DOOM IS DONE WITH YOU, EVERY MORTAL CELL IN YOUR PATHETIC BODY WILL PRAY FOR DEATH! BUT THEY CAN CONTINUE PRAYING, BECAUSE DOOM..."

*Looks at the rules of the bar*

"Murble...fine. DOOMBOT, DOOM orders you to stop, uh, biting the...just stop. God, can you just...I MEAN, MORTAL, GIVE DOOM HIS DRINK OR YOU SHALL PERISH!"

What brand you want Doom, Bud, Heineken, Miller?

"HEINEKEN!"

hah pussy (drinks five shots in one second) whoa ! (gets a slight buzz healing factor kicks in)

Hey buddy there's a 10 drink limit for humans and a 25 drink limit for metahumans...I'm watching you. 😐

Originally posted by Bishop X
Hey buddy there's a 10 drink limit for humans and a 25 drink limit for metahumans...I'm watching you. 😐

{Iron Man}

"actually, when i entered the bar my onboard computers read and stored the rules"

Originally posted by Bishop X
4. 10 drink maximum for humans, 100 drink limit for metahumans.

"i believe you owe the disgusting mutie an apology!"

*walks over to Doom*
"Nice armour"#
*stiffles laughter while looking at Doom's cape*
"Can you do this?"
*magnetises the Doombots and they come rushing in and stick to either side of Doom ...... points and laughs*
"hahahaha..... who ordered the sandwich ala Doom?"

Disgusting Mutie???!!! OHHHHH!!! Boy its on now Stark, how bout you take that armor off so I can show you what a dirty mutie can do! You heartless fiend (get it)!? 😈

"please! this armour only comes off for hot chicks......"

"anyone want a game of pool?"

*sets up pool table and waits for sucker.... i mean challenger*

I'll be spider man

AHHHH!!! I want to whoop your ass so bad, but sadly I must go back to the mansion, Professor X killed another political leader, again!!!! I'll be back in a few hours.

*Exits the door, enters space pod.* 🙁

SKIKT .....stark you are really starting to get on my last nerve

"ooooooooohhhhh..... the little hairbag's getting upset!"

"you wanna call your mommy and get her to make it all better?"

*offers Wolverine a phone*

"she's on speedial number 6...just behind Domino's pizza..... and while you're at it tell her to move out of my halfway house..... your sister too.... i want your momma and your sister out my house and on the street within the hour!"

*activates shields.... just in case....*

Originally posted by Scoobless
{Iron Man}

"actually, when i entered the bar my onboard computers read and stored the rules"

"i believe you owe the disgusting mutie an apology!"

*walks over to Doom*
"Nice armour"#
*stiffles laughter while looking at Doom's cape*
"Can you do this?"
*magnetises the Doombots and they come rushing in and stick to either side of Doom ...... points and laughs*
"hahahaha..... who ordered the sandwich ala Doom?"

Doom is crushed between the two doombots. He has no change of surviving alive...waitasecond, then who is the Doom that walks out from the bathroom?!

"HA! Meddlesome IDIOT! It was only an DOOMBOT! Do you REALLY think that DOOM would be so STUPID that he would FALL in that kind of TRAP! No you shall feel the wrath of DOOM..."

*Doom walks at the pool table*

"As DOOM beats your sorry BEHIND in a game of POOL!"

*Doom takes the pool stick and hits Iron Man in the head with it*

"BRING IT ON!"

{Iron Man}

"You moron Doom..... you just broke the only pool cue"

"that's it.... we're arm wrestling"

*finds a sturdy table and pulls up two stools*

"come on captain wannabe..... let's see what you got"

"MORON?! MORON?!!! YOU DIE!" *Doom walks at the table*

"BRING IT ON...again!"

(brain finally figures out what stark mean) RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH (jumps forward knocking doom out of the way and tries to skin iron man's armour off )

"The Sentry is back"

I'm thirsty...

Rum & Coke...

"Sentry sees Doom and Iron Man arguing like little girls over a pool stick. He then thinks to himself, If I didn't have any real superpowers like those two idiots, I'd probably be one of those idiots who creates an all powerful suit of armor so that I can keep up with the likes of Thor, Hulk, Captain America, and be over their arguing along with the both of them."

"Sentry sighs"

I'm hungry... Hey! Mutie! Get me some grub along with my Rum & Coke.