Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Started by grey fox83 pages

(stops trying to skin iron man and looks at sentry ) "HEY WHO CALLED FOR THE SUPERMAN RIP OFF heheheh" (goes back to trying to skin tony)

*watches Wolverine scratch his claws off of his forcefield*

*looks at Doom on the floor*

"hahahahahaha.... you got knocked on your ass by a filthy mutie.... wht you gonna do about it?"

(Continues to futily scratch at forcefeild)

"Superman rip off!?"

"I'm Superman and thensome!"

"I'm the best of the best!"

"You feebs couldn't even fight off the Void on your own"

"You were cowering like little school girls when the Void showed up. HAHAHAHAHA... Who stopped the Void? Me. So shove it you little primate. Oh, I was addressing the other Mutie, The one who's establishment this belongs to, not you. If I was referring to you, I would have called for a pompous little primate who's fanboys claim to be more powerful than the Living Tribunal himself... 😆 You can't even pierce Iron Man's armor, what are you going to do to me?"

The Joker walks in wanting a CLEAN card game lol.

*gets the attention of the bar manager*

"i think the mutie is breaking your no-violence rules"

*casually swats Wolverine aside and returns to his stool*

Joker sets down at a table, and says
"waiter, WAITER, WAITER?

"I want a bottle of wine, but leave the posion. Ha Ha Ha."

(flips off stark and throws a glass of whiskey on sentry) hah take that superloser

Rules were made to be broke laugh Joker.

Originally posted by Joker1237
Rules were made to be broke laugh Joker.

"oh.... ok then"

*knocks out the Joker*

"that was fun...... barkeep!.... gimme a bourbon"

(stands up and sits next to iron man ) I'm sorry bub jeans just been giving me the cold shoulder....well actually no shoulder thanks to that pansy boy-scout

"really?... i heard he was doin' the Blonde mind witch these days?"

Joker recovers, with a few teeht misson.

Joker gets up and pulls out a bomb, and he lit it, Sorry boys, But this has plenty of power to blow me, you and the whole place up. That should make me even.

*means thinking

(small smiel on face) Really ..... *i wonder if thats a good enough reason to castrate him* (looks at claws)

"The Sentry grabs the bomb and eats it, since he's still hungry, and is still waiting for his food"

"Burrrpp!!!"

"That bomb blow us up? Please..."

Originally posted by Joker1237
Joker recovers, with a few teeht misson.

Joker gets up and pulls out a bomb, and he lit it, Sorry boys, But this has plenty of power to blow me, you and the whole place up. That should make me even.

"this looks like a job for Superman.... or whichever of his knock-offs is closer........ hey Sentry! gladiator!.... one of you want to sort out the bomb situation?"

Oh Wolvie, I just wanted to play a deck of cards, You take things way to serious, So are you a good card player, ask the Joker.

Joker pulls out a deck of cards, and places the bomb on his hand.

"damn.... faster than a talking alcy"

Come on boys, This is a bar said the Joker, We can talk this over a nice clean games of cards, Joker rules of couse.

(forces jokers mouth open and makes him eat the bomb) BOOM bub