Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

[SENTRY]

'Sigh'

"I've been losing my battle to the sauce. Can't get enough of it. I've been here for like the past two days. I ain't going nowhere."

The spectre has returned from his nap of 20 Bud Lites and would like more please.

*Funky Dance Time*

Dance to the left
Dance to the right
Shake your tail
Get outa sight

*End Funky Dance Time*

...so what's up all? There was some crap threads over in the versus forum...I'm starting to like this forum better. Less stupid stuff, less repeats, and more cherry coke goodness!

...decided not to fight crime today. I went golfing. Only did 9 holes but I shot a 50...not bad for me, and the course was rough, so I feel justified. Arthur doesn't golf, though, so I went with some other pals.

Who were your other pals Tick.

The Prince of Atlantis (though his actual Prince-dom is suspect...he hangs out in a blow-up swimming pool) and the chameleon-guy-forget-his-name...he can blend in with any color except plaid. He's a riot on the golf course...always scaring us. My buddy Buzzboy *Sky Dog Comics...quasi-Tick rip-off but he's still cool* also showed up. Root beers and ice cream topped off the day.

Speaking of which, bartender, a root beer please....if anyone's around. If not, I'm good. *slumps onto a barstool and surveys the room for females...seeing none, Tick sits and waits for the root beer* ...100x the speed of light my a$$...my grandma could serve faster than this.

Does anyone else get thirsty for something the second they ask for it here? I've been drinking cherry coke like mad, and right now I could go for a real-life root beer.

Just had root beer but i want Bud Lite.
Oh Tick how is your jaw.

{Iron Man}

"Cherry coke sucks you blue fool....... quit buggin' me with your stupid song and dance routine"

*downs anothr bottle of champaigne*

"oh god .... i'm soooo sorry......" *sobs* "... you're one of my best friends.... i love you... not like i love women... but .... y'know what i mean.... i love you"

*collapses........ again*

Well it's good to see aperson can hold there liqour.
* Looks down at iron man*
Bartender another Bud Lite please.

The jaw's doing well, thanks. No hard feelings...I know how God can get when he's in one of his 'moods'. My Nigh-invulnerability prevented any permanent damage...and the soreness will be gone in a few days.

Your just lucky all he wanted me to do was hurt your jaw a little it could have been worse.
Don't worry I'll put in a good word for you so it doesn't happen again.

Now serving breakfast!!!!

You can get blueberry pancakes with a side of bourbon. You can't beat that with an adamantium stick.

Hey Bishop can i get a whole stack of Blueberry pancakes. Thanx.

You got it co-owner.

*Hands him stack of pancakes 10 feet tall.*

Eat up buddy. So how was Lilandra? Was she worth it?

*Grabs 3 pancakes and stuffs them in mouth*

Yea *chomp* she was totally worth *chomp* worth it.

*Swallow* Yea and she got some big titties too and a nice ass.

DAMN YOU!!!!

lol. Dont worry, i told her afterwards that you like her alot and she said she like u alot too. Expect a call from her, i hooked u up!

But did you have to have sex with her to do that man? 🙁

yea. just be happy i told her about u.

*groan*

"shhhhh! keep the noise to a dull roar guys....... man i have a major headache and i'm supposed to meet up with Cap and the guys in ten minutes to take down Hydra.... or AIM... i wasn't really listening in the briefing"

*props himself up on stool*

"ah f**k it..... i let them live in my house and use my planes.... i think i deserve a day off..... gimme 5 pancakes and a glass of ice water"