Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

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I would love some pancakes

Many waffles if you have. Post-haste. ...good thinking-food, you know.

*jumps over bar, takes over bartending again*

alright, here u go.

*hands tick a pile of waffles 6 feet high*

I could use some Pecan waffles with a Bud Lite

(*Materializing in a puff of Steve Ditko-esque colors and abstract shapes*)

"Greetings my future minions. I, The Dread Dormammu, am back and
could use some waffles, spinach & feta cheese omelette, hashbrowns,
big glass of milk spiked with absinthe."

"Oh, I'd like to personally thank the Sentry for pounding me, The Dread Dormammu,
into a puddle of ecto-plasmic jelly before I, The Dread Dormammu, left last night.
Thanks A$$HOLE!!! It took all night to reform my magical baddass self."

"You do realize that now i'm gonna have to rape your dog and smack
your wife's soul with a rolled-up copy of The Dark Dimension Gazette."

"Oh what fun it is to be a nigh-immortal magical being!!!!"

Then the Sentry turns you back into a puddle and your reform to rape his dog again.
It's all one big cycle that needs to be broken.

"You talkin' ta me, The Dread Dormammu, ya white gaunt Spectre?"

Yes I am talking to you you third person talking twit.

"That's it, let's see which magical entity has the cojones? Bring on the Cuervo Gold!!!!!"

Let's do it.

"Last entity standing gets to pee in Sentry's next drink!!!"

alright let's get ready.

*Guzzles 3 shots at once*

"Your turn Mr. Spectre!"

"Here's a little visual of our little pub here courtesy of my......magic!"

Awesome pic. I like how Sandman's Death is chillin' with Thanos.

"Thanks Tick.
For your compliments I, The Dread Dormammu,
will reward you with a magical 5 minute orgasm in your left foot!"

(There will be an interior pic of the pub coming....)

* guzzles four yor turn mr dread Dormammu*
Why am I not in the pic Zahit.

"I'll see your 4 shots and raise you 5 more you sorry excuse for an entity!"

(there's an interior pic coming)

I'll raise your 5 shots and go 10. You're not gonns win.

"Oh...*hiccup*.....Yeah??? I, The Dread Dormammu, will see your 10
and raise you 666......*hiccup*.......oh boy.......!"