Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

I know Spectre. We could rule the universe! Imagine a pub in every galaxy and a drunk superhero in every city!!! 😱

Cool pictures Zahit and Armand

thanx. how about this one?

[SENTRY]

(The Sentry awakes from his nap)

"Yawwwwnnnn.... The Sentry is up. And he is hungry... Bishop! Shia'r! Get me something to eat. Get me a Lobster Rissotto with a side of garlic bread, and a couple bottles wine. Merlot and Zinfadel if you got'em."

"Remember, it's free. I thrashed Dormammu. I had a deal with Glads."

(Sentry sees Poison Ivy)

"What brings you to a place like this? 😉 Hey Bartender, get her a drink, on me!" 🍺

Sentry nice to see you awake and on a booty call.

"you aint getting my cash for a thousand lousy drinks!"

Haha your story is amusing Iron Man but the Spectre does not go streaking unless you count that one time in college but i don't.

That was on the news Spectre, c'mon!!!! Everyone saw what was in your divine arsenal if you catch my drift.

yea lol. U wanna take over bartending Bishop, cuz i can keep going if u dont want to.

Sure you can Glads, I'm gonna play the Jedi Outcast demo for a few minutes, but I'll still be here.

Oh and I loved the picture man. I'm really glad you guys made the thread so funny and such a success.

[SENTRY]

(Stares at Ivy's beautiful light greed figure 😍 )

"Anything you want Ivy, it's yours. I'll even take care of that pesky Bat for you."

(Ivy whispers something into Sentry's ear)

"What, you wanna leave? Where are we going? What? It's a secret? Ok."

(Ivy whispers into Sentry's ear again)

"What? Harley Quinn wants to come along for the ride? No problem."

"💃 "

Poison Ivy is hot but she's no Power Girl. Now her she's a REAL woman!!!

*Hands Sentry a bottle of Absolut Vodka.*

"Yeah, have you seen Power Girl's boobs? They are...big. Very big. I wonder where she gets her bras? Oh yeah, Vodka for me too."

Yea man they are awesome. She's got a great ass too.

*Hands Deathurge his Vodka and pretzels.*

[Thanos]

-kicks open door-

Did someone say BOOBS?!

Boobs man. And lots of them. C'mon Thanos, I know you liked Death and all but wasn't she a bit on the anorexic side? Power Girl has meat in the right places.

What'll you have Mad Titan?

True, but when you look like me, you'll take whatever you can get!
Woman, sheesh, can't live with em, can't destroy their homeworld!

Hmm, -scratches chin- .....Lord Thanos demands a shot of your finest whiskey!

And salt and vinegar potato chips, if you'd be so kind....I gotta bit of the munchies.
Cosmic Kronick is no joke hommie.

*Hands Thanos whiskey and salt and vinegar chips.*

Umm...you got any more of that Cosmic K man?

The Spectre would like some Vodka if you don't mind sir Bishop.