Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Joker thowns his sharp playing cards at Wolvie was was able to hit him with the smile x. as the Card explods.

*looks at jokers pitiful bomb and laughs*

"hahahaha.... i was designing better weapons than that when i was only 13"

"Jeez.... if Batman shows his face around here i may have to point out to him just what a wuss he is for not being able to handle one clown with a glass jaw"

*Doom gets up*

"Look, you IDIOTS and the Superman-lite over there. Nothing you can do can even COMPARE at anything that DOOM has accomplished! DOOM has stolen SILVER SURFERS powers, siphoned part GALACTUS'S powers, defeated BEYONDER and took his powers, absorbed power of ARON the ROGUE WATCHER, fought MEMPHISTO in his own realm, fought such beings as TERRAX, ULTRON, ADAM WARLOCK, HYPERSTORM and THANOS.

So, you clawed buffoon, Iron *****, blonde haired pretty-boy, stupid Clown, and you strange bar owner, you are like ANTS compared to the mighty power of DOOM! BWAHAHAHAHA! *Huff, puff*"

*Doom watches others and puts up an annoying smile he then faces the bartender*

"May DOOM have another HEINEKEN?"

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
"Look, you IDIOTS and the Superman-lite over there. Nothing you can do can even COMPARE at anything that DOOM has accomplished! DOOM has stolen SILVER SURFERS powers, siphoned part GALACTUS'S powers, defeated BEYONDER and took his powers, absorbed power of ARON the ROGUE WATCHER, fought MEMPHISTO in his own realm, fought such beings as TERRAX, ULTRON, ADAM WARLOCK, HYPERSTORM and THANOS.

"yeah, well........ i got Windows to work perfectly.... and designed rust-proof iron underwear"

"Superman-lite!?"

"Wait till that pansey walks in, I'll show you."

"Big words from a man who just got dropped by a Mutie"

I well killed a lot of people said the Joker. And being insane, that has to count for something.

Originally posted by Scoobless
*Iron Man strolls back in*

"hey guys! ... who's the kid in red and white laying in the gutter? doesn't he realise that there aren't any age restriction laws on Triton?"

"hey Superman .... how you doin'?...."

*someone whispers in IM's ear*

"what?... what do you mean he's [b]NOT Superman? he's got the red cape and the big letter on his chest hasn't he?......YO! you with the mohawk! you know if Superman finds out you're stealing his gimmick he'll come in here and rip your head off.... it's true..... i saw him do it to some 19 year old kid at a costume party once when he got drunk" [/B]

How dare You! I could whup this "Superman" being of yours at any time. I am the Praetor of the legendary Shi'Ar Imperial Guard! What is he?! Nothing!, that's what!

*Flies out of the bar, putting a whole in the ceiling. Then, in mid-air, opitcally blasts the groecry stre next store and flies away to never be heard from again.*

(by the way, since Gladiator's now gone, I'm now Cpt. Marvel - Shazam!)

"you'll have to either get in line behind Sentry or fight him for the first crack at Superman"

*sits next to Doom... whispers*

"these super-steroid cases really hack me off.... let's build something to humiliate them... whadaya think?"

(as Billy Batson) = "SHAZAM!"

Now is Cpt. Marvel = can i get 4 shots of Absolut Raspberry? thanx.

well, is anyone gonna get me my shots or what?

"HEY!..... i saw that...... you're only a kid in disguise!!!"

"don't serve the guy in the red suit with the lightning bolt!... or i'll call the space cops for this region... Hal and Wendell"

"Greetings chums! I am the Tick!

I just helped up this poor boy who was sleeping outside. He says his name is Quick Freeze. He seems like an agreeable lad. Give him a vadka-martini, on me"

--QF takes the martini, drinks it, then promptly passes out again...right beside a table where an arm-wrestling match has just taken place--

"For myself, I'll have some hot chocolate, with a SPOOOOON to stir it with.
...
Oh my! Is that Superman?! I love what you've done with your hair...the mohawk is a good look for you. Can I have your autograph? Thanks....um...Kallark? I thought it was Kal-El. Oh well, thnak you anyway."

Originally posted by armandovalles
well, is anyone gonna get me my shots or what?

"The automated, talking toilet that they have installed just informed me that stations by the wall labeled "Drinks & Food" can molecularly create our drinks for us. Bishop need not be present to enjoy our favorite moist goodness. Oh noble science, how I love your strange ways!"

"Oh... Well I'm getting my food then."

"Mmmmm... 24 ounce prime rib slab, medium rare, with au jus, horseradish, a side of steamed rice, and steamed vegatables... This is good stuff. You'd never expect food this good out of a dump like this."

okay, since no one is answering me, I'm leaving.

*Captain Marvel flies away throught eh same hole in the ceiling that Gladiator went through. On his way out, he's sees Terrax coming!*

(by the way, Cpt. Marvel is now gone and im Terrax!)

(I'm Terrax now)

Can i get a prime rib, cooked medium rare, and a Corona on tap? I dont need a knife or fork or bottle opener or anything like that by the way, cuz my Power Cosmic can take care of that.

On second thought, make mine a Cherry Coke!