Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Beer, I'm immortal dude, immortal.

no, u r not immortal, only my mighty Father, Zeus, or Thor's father, Odin, can give immortality and i have spoken to them and they did not give it to u, so u r not immortal!

Now what type of beer, MORTAL?

Its in my manual, I demand a lawyer!!!

I'd like thunderbird or something...

You are not immortal! if you speak of it again, i shall charge u double the price for ur beer.

*hands you your beer*

Damn man I'm duke I dont' pay for beer, whats with this place?

yes. u do, everyone who comes here has a tab, yours right now is at about $80. This is very low compared to others'. But if u dont cooperate, i can always double, or even triple it.

Wait wtf, did 80$ come from, did I miss something?

(i dunno i just made up some #)

You have bought alot of drinks here duke, and u must pay up for them sooner or later, most people dont do it until it hits the 500$ mark. Dont worry, 80 earth dollars is not that much, go rob a bank if you have to.

You never got my other drinks, this place needs better service...

ive always served everyone well, mortal. How dare u question the Prince of Power!

lol, WE are not so sure...

who's WE?

The pub!! We're revolting!!

I OWN THIS PUB!

Not for long..

*goes off to scheme*

fine, i shall make all drinks free and clear everyone of their tabs, just so i do not have to lower myself into pummeling you.

HOORAH!!

now stop buggin me.

*i pick up a bottle of 43 from behind the bar and chug the whole thing myself.*

I go off and mingle with the ladies, for now...

aye, goodbye, Duke.