Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

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BP has arrived! Where's my whiskey sour!?

*i hand BP his whisky*

Aye, dark one, its good to see u again.

Originally posted by armandovalles
*i hand BP his whisky*

Aye, dark one, its good to see u again.

likewise Prince of Power!

So have u kicked anyone's ass lately?

Originally posted by armandovalles
So have u kicked anyone's ass lately?
Well i recently defeated some miscreant by the name of "Duke Nukem". Said he was the "Master of C" and that he could fill me with lead. I just punched him in the face and he went down faster than Oprah on fried chicken.

yea, he was in here earlier, and he was really botherin me, he kept asking me to get on the phone and call for strippers. what a ***, he probly was too much of a wuss to get his own girl.

Juggernaut has returned and wants your strongest stuff since I am immune to liquor

*hands juggernaut a full bottle of moonshine*

Aye, unstoppable one, here is the most powerful drink I have here.

*when Juggy is not looking throws 20 sleeping pills into the drink*

Oh that goods.
*My eyes stay wide awake.*
How about another and make it snappy.

Zounds! the pills had no effect!

Im terribly sry Cain but we have no more moonshine. I can give u a bottle of Absolut if u want instead?

Originally posted by armandovalles
Zounds! the pills had no effect!

Im terribly sry Cain but we have no more moonshine. I can give u a bottle of Absolut if u want instead?

Very well that will work as well. So what kind of entertainment you got in this joint.

*hands Juggernaut his absolut and turns on HBO*

Zounds! Troy is on the television!

Troy I love that movie do you know someone actually wondred if I could beat both armies Hector and Achilles included. I laughed in his face then turned him into an a human ball.

yea someone asked me that too. I smacked them, which sent them flying across the street.

Yes as if normal humans with steel blades can beat us. I took a punch from Hulk have had my Flesh magically stripped from my bones and still beat the guy and they wonder if i can win.

yea really. That's showing them that they shall respect us or face the consequences!

Yes let's go and destroy those armies now. achilles I will choke him to death.

fine, i get Hector. well go once i get someone to cover me here alright?

Very well I can wait for alittle while. So you get the Trojan Armies I take the Greek this will be fun.
*Rubs hands together.*

yup. I get Hector and Paris, you get Achilles right?

*pulls out mace*