Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Nice mace I'll just use my hands.
So know how are we gonna get there?

We should go steal the X-Men's plane. I would steal the Avengers' quinjet, but im friends with Cap and Tony, so that wouldnt be nice. Plus it would be more fun beating down th X-Men anyway, but u gotta knock Emma out quick before she gets me.

oh **** it, no ones here anyway. *jumps over bar* lets go kick some ass.

Ok I enjoy beating down X-Men with someone actually watching my back this time they ain't getting my helmet off. So it's off to steal the Jet then off to beat the Armies of troy and Greece. So how do we get to the X-Mansion walk how far away is it?

Originally posted by armandovalles
oh **** it, no ones here anyway. *jumps over bar* lets go kick some ass.

a few miles, how much do u weigh?

Originally posted by armandovalles
a few miles, how much do u weigh?

good

*picks u up, throws u there, u land on top of the building*

Ah, my hammer throwing skills are still perfect.

*leaps there with my incredible leg strength*

We are now on top of the Xavier Institute Cain, should we use the front door or bust in through the roof?

Ok now let me show you one of my favorites tricks.
*Stomps on the roof not very hard but enough to jar the building.*
Now they are gonna come running we just knock out the telepaths before they have a chance to do anything and then we can have some real fun.

oh good idea.

(how do we act this out anyway?)

There goes Emma, shit she spotted us!

*throws Mace, hitting her in the face, knocking her out*

(Just right stuff out like this.)
*xavier comes out and Juggs grabs him by the head and knocks himout by breathing on him.*

*cyclops comes running out the door, blasting everywhere cuz he cant find us, accidentally killing everyone except for himself, Shadowcat, and Colossus*

Colossus is mine, u can have the other 2 Juggy.

Fine Fine I get tired of beating on him anyway.
*Hits Cyclops in the gut.*
Now Stay this is gonna hurt
*Then pokes out his eyes.*
Now where is that feline

*runs up to colossus, with full speed puches him in the gut, making him bend over, then i take the mace and slam it against the back of his head, knocking him into a coma.*

Shadowcat's over there juggy, have fun with her.

Oh I will
*Punches her once but she phases.*
Stop that
*Tries again she phases again*
Oh screw this
*Slaps hands together quickly before she spahses knocks and knocks her out*

that sure took u long enough juggernaut. U shouldve done that from the start. *walks in the front door, Wolverine is still waiting right there*

Get out of our way twirp.

Haha Wolverine what is that bozo gonna do
*Carring Shadowcat on shoulder*

*walks up to wolverine while pretending to try to reason with him, smacks him across the face with my mace, knocking him out*

Now lets go get that plane.

Yes I think it in the basement
*So want you want me to do with the cat*

put him outside