Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

i wake up and because im hungover i accidently freeze everyone's drinks. in my attempts to walk to the bathroom i have occasional uncontrolable burst of speed accently splitting tables and whatnot. . . 🤪

*Grabs barstool*

Bring it on freak!

lol, what is that stupid human weapon going to do to someone with power such as myself?

*flies outside, lift up the pub right out of it's roots, and brings it from where it was in NYC to Rome in a matter of about a second.*

Now do realize what im capable of Bishop?

QF and I can handle you, right Quick Freeze?

Originally posted by Bishop X
QF and I can handle you, right Quick Freeze?

"Your not alone Bishop. I, the Sentry will fight beside you."

oh riiiiigggggghhhhhhhhttttttt.

Fine, ill destoy you all if i have to!

Cool Sentry, your next 10 drinks are on the house...

If u give me the 25 Jose Cuervo shots i asked for i will stop with the arguing and become peaceful.

Nah I've got a more powerful ally on my side.

You've got to pay!

FINE, ill be back in 3 seconds.

*exactly 3 seconds later, i come back with $400 that i stole from a bank in LA*

Here's 100$, now about those shots?...........

"The Sentry sensing a battle is about take place, tingles with excitement"

"The power of a million exploding suns coursing through my veins, this poor imitation of an imitation that came before me will be no match for me. So it is spoken... So it shall be done... I am omnipotent, I am immortal, I am the Sentry..."

Gets up, still camouflaged. Slips acid in Iron Man's drink before leaving for a bar with a friendlier crowd.

I'm Thanos bitches!
Speak softly, fookers, for you address omnipotence!

I WANT TO BANG DEATH!

whdya flamag gona foo girt k--burp!puke

*sensors detect acid in drink.... throws it over Doom's cape*

"if this bald prick is startin' sh!t up in the joint i got your back Sentry"

"i may not have the power of an exploding star or whatever.... but i do have a couple of nukes and some other cool gizmos"

"wanna see me do somethin' cool?"

*attunes sonics to a specific frequency....... vvvvrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...... the toilet venom Girl is using explodes and soaks her.... she walks back in drenched in her own urine*

"whadaya say to that b!tches?"

So, Bishop, im waiting for my shots. I already paid you, now gimme my drinks!

Hahaha, Hyperion is all Hype get it?? You're about to get owned dude.

*Staggers in front of Hyperion and fires all his reserves on the ex-chemo patient.*

-sees Death come into the bar- Hey baby, what's crackin? Want a drink?
-buys Death a long island ice tea- Here ya go toots, hey what's that! -points- -drops roofee in Deaths drink- Oh, nothing nevermind, drink up!

😈

-leaves with Death- -comes back 23.9 seconds later- Jeez, who knew Death would be such a dead lay?

Barkeep, give me a shot of scotch or I will destroy your planet!