Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Mmmm... I should but... the guy made Thriller Joker...Thriller!

BS is the game of lieing, ITs BULL S++++

You have to be a better bluffer.

Thriller, Yeah other chessy 1980's things, Joker takes out a gun and shoots Jackson in the leg. Now how about that card game.

Alright, dammit! Who broke into my ship and stole my 23inch vibrator with the spinning head?!

Thanos is displeased! Thanos needed those for later!

*Jackson does the moon walk with a limp and blood pouring from his thigh and asks Joker who does his plastic surgery*

OH Batman did, with toxic chemcals, And with that the Joker shot Jackson's other leg.

Shut up you, or the next bullet is between the eyes,. And I giving you 5 min to haul your self out of this comic bar, or I have my fun with you, as the Joker took out a dagger. I loved to see a man cry in pain.

"What The Fu<k!?"

"What happened to my drink?"

"Dammit, Stark! Damn, your lucky your drunk, I don't beat on drunk people. Pfftt... Whatevers. It's just a drink."

"Oooohhh wow! It's the self proclaimed Lord Of Death Thanos. I'm so scared!(with a sarcasmic tone) Well you'd never think someone like Thanos had a tolerance level of a twelve year old kid when it comes to alcohol."

Who are you, terran, to speak to the Mad Titan as such?! Go fight the living embodiment of your homosexual urges that you call the void! Be gone!

I warned him Sentry...just wait till he gets back. We'll put a beating on his heartsick ass.

Originally posted by long pig
Who are you, terran, to speak to the Mad Titan as such?! Go fight the living embodiment of your homosexual urges that you call the void! Be gone!

LOL! OUCH!!!! Yea man you and The Void are pretty close. 😆

Ah, Thanos apologizes.
Death is a whore, she screwed my best friend because he can "kill people for longer periods of time and his sword is 8 inches long", I just lashed out. Thanos is sorry.
Where's the broads? Thanos demands broads!

[I'm Superman]

*Walks into the pub as Clark Kent*

"I'd like to order a fresh garden salad, no dressing please!"

"Uhh... waitress, can I also have mineral water please, no ice!!"

*Looks around*

"Is there a problem to be argued people ?"

-thanos-

What....the...f***?!?

-grabs clark and immediatly gives him a cosmic IG wedgie-

oh hi Kent, laugh the Joker, so did were you able to cover any of my lateness crimes?? I always need good coverage in the news paper.

Originally posted by long pig
Alright, dammit! Who broke into my ship and stole my 23inch vibrator with the spinning head?!

"I didn't know you liked to be on the receiving end Thanos? Is that why your purple? Your immortal and you play with your vibrator all the time? Stick it up where the sun don't shine huh? Your buddy Super Skrull has Mr. Fantastic like Powers, and he could strecth his member to please you right?"

"Oh, that evil version of myself ran away like a little girl when I got really mad."

"I may have once been human Titan, but not anymore. You do not scare me. If it's a fight you want Titan, ask and you shall receive. But be forewarned, if we battle, I WILL END YOU... So speaks the Sentry.. So It shall be done. I am omnipotent, I am immortal, I am the Sentry."

Sry Bishop and everybody, but im bored w/ Hyperion. I wanna go back to Gladiator. So im gonna fit in to the storyline like this.

(As Hyperion)
"Im tired of all this arguing nonsense. Im leaving."

*So Hyperion leaves, and I am now Gladiator again.

(by the way this is my last change, I PROMISE.)

Um.......-holds up IG- Everytime I come around the city BLING BLING!

"Sir, put me down, or I will have to use force!!!"

*Shoots Thanos's dick with heat vision*

"Now please dont bother me, i would like to enjoy my meal!!"

"And Joker !!! If you put up more trouble, I will just have to subdue you !!"

(nOW AND fOREVER AS GLADIATOR)

so how has everyone been since ive been gone. Bishop, here's 10 bucks gimme 2 beers.

*drink one beer, and since Isaw the anger on Hyperions face as he left, gives Sentry a beer this way the 2 most powerful members at this Pub can be friends and so Sentry can cool down a bit from the incident earlier w/ Hyperion.*