Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

Hey Thanos!!!!! Remember me!!! It's Bishop!!!!

*Private Dancer is playing in background.*

Originally posted by Bishop X
Hahaha, Hyperion is all Hype get it?? You're about to get owned dude.

*Staggers in front of Hyperion and fires all his reserves on the ex-chemo patient.*

did u not see the Hulk, X-Man, and Silver Surfer, among others, hanging, dead in the background of his flashbacks in Timebreakers?

was that supposed to hurt, was that all youve got, cuz if so, ur in trouble.

I'm not scared of you, I'm bigger and I'm drunk...

*Trips over Batman's long ass cape.*

lol. if u keep up this trash talking ur gonna be in for a suprise when i eye blast you!

{Iron Man}

*sees Thanos ordering drinks at the bar and goes outside to steal stuff from his ship*

"hehehe.... now those stinkin' X-Muties won't be able to lord it over the Avengers with their friggin' alien tech... my newly 'acquired' Thanos tech will have them pissin' in their little mutie booties"

*sticks the nicked gear into a pod and sends it to Avengers headquarters... sneaks back into the bar*

"howsit going Mr T {stiffles laughter} you been trying to blow up the universe again or are you still bitchin' about how death don't luv ya like you think she should?"

"here's an idea..... instead of blowing up the universe..... why don't you buy her some flowers and ask her out for a meal?.... trust me on this.... you may be the big dawg when it comes to blowin' sh!t up.... but i'm the king of the players!"

-drinks fine scotch-
Hey Bishop, can I kick you in the nutts and see if you can absorb the kinetic energy of it? That'd be so....-gag-...."blueeggg" oh, god...THANOS WILL RETUR.....-runs to the bathroom-

Originally posted by Scoobless
{Iron Man}

*sees Thanos ordering drinks at the bar and goes outside to steal stuff from his ship*

"hehehe.... now those stinkin' X-Muties won't be able to lord it over the Avengers with their friggin' alien tech... my newly 'acquired' Thanos tech will have them pissin' in their little mutie booties"

*sticks the nicked gear into a pod and sends it to Avengers headquarters... sneaks back into the bar*

"howsit going Mr T {stiffles laughter} you been trying to blow up the universe again or are you still bitchin' about how death don't luv ya like you think she should?"

"here's an idea..... instead of blowing up the universe..... why don't you buy her some flowers and ask her out for a meal?.... trust me on this.... you may be the big dawg when it comes to blowin' sh!t up.... but i'm the king of the players!"

Watch it Stark...I got your number and I'll give to every gay guy in town. On second thought nvm, you might want that... Yea Thanos and don't piss all over the seat again bud. Your pee is like acid dawg.

-comes back- -yells-" Yes, Lord Thanos can't hold his liquor!"
"Ugh, the toilet water splattered back into my mouth! "

Oh, hey there Iron man, hows the whole alcoholism thing going?

"not too bad T..... i'm down to three kegs a day now......"

*swipes Sentry's drink when he's trash talkin' to Hyperion*

"hows the whole megalomaniac thing workin' out?"

So uh Thanos have you done Death yet??? I want some of that action. Storm won't return my calls.

*Begins to cry.*

Oh I'm so lonely Thanos, hold me man!!!!

"man .... you know the best thing about having a self contained environment in your super-suit?.... never having to find a bathroom"

*stays on stool with an odd expression on his face*

"ahhhh.... now ..... back to the drinkin'....."

*finishes Sentry's drink and replaces the glass exactly where he took it from*

"Yo... barman dude....c'n ya g'mme an'therrr V'dka ple 'hic' please!"

"shit... what the f*ck did i steal f'm the bl'nde guy?"

*falls off stool*

Man Tony, Sentry is gonna kick your ass. You saw what he did to Carnage right?? And lets be frank, you're no Carnage pal. ❌

"h'lp me up d'ude.... th f'kin' r'ms f'kin sp'nin'"

"ah th'nk S'ntry m'ght be t'kin drugs in y'r f'kin pub m'n!"

*starts to get up but collapses again*

Joker looks at Batman, Oh no, Come on Batsy, its free grown, No fights in the bar, I cant even plan my crimes, even though I killed a old folgies home as a joke a while back .

Now Joker, I already owe a beatdown, you hit my grandpa Gateway with a damn crowbar! So shut yer yap and buy a drink. Oh and get those filthy Hyenas out of the place they smell worse than Tony's breath and Blob's underwear put together. 😖

*wakes up suddenly*

"sh't...ah'm st'll f'kin here?!?.....f'k th's m'n.... i g'tta grab a k'bab and g't s'me f'kin sleep"

*switches armour to autopilot and falls asleep again*

*wakes up at the local kebab shop.... very startled*

kebab guy:can i take your order please
Iron Man: AHHHH!...*ZAAAAAKKKTTTT* "oh sh!t... i j'st killed the freak'n' k'bab guy....... i c'n't b'lieve th's is h'ppen'ng AGAIN!"

*runs away*

the Hyenas Stay, I mean there the only ones that gives this place some light, I buy your drink if we have a card game. I suppose BS will be the game.

WTF!!!! Tony!!! Oh my God.

Hey, who's silhouette is that? My God, is that Michael Jackson???!?!! What is he doing here??? He doesn't have a comic does- don't tell people were actually stupid enough to make a comic about this pasty freak.

Originally posted by Joker1237
the Hyenas Stay, I mean there the only ones that gives this place some light, I buy your drink if we have a card game. I suppose BS will be the game.

What is BS????

Michael, stop touching my naughty parts!!!!

Yeah only people that appear in comics are allowd, So lets kick out JAckson, and tell him to go back to his chessy decade were he belongs.