is masturbating a sin?

Started by Grand_Moff_Gav41 pages
Originally posted by Devil King
It's you, isn't it?

I'm not a priest yet no...

Why are you going to do it?

Originally posted by Devil King
Why are you going to do it?

Sorry?

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Sorry?

Why are you going to become a priest?

Originally posted by Devil King
Why are you going to become a priest?

😆 I thought you were asking him when was he going to molest a child. 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😆 I thought you were asking him when was he going to molest a child. 😆

So did I...😂

Originally posted by Devil King
Why are you going to become a priest?

Its something I feel I should do...the same reason people want to be Doctors or Vets I imagine.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
So did I...😂

Its something I feel I should do...the same reason people want to be Doctors or Vets I imagine.

Damn, dude.

At least have sex one time in your life. It's awesome. It doesn't matter if you're homosexual, either. Sex is sex. Make some. 😐

At least do it once just to have done it. That way, when you die, and God tells you about this:

" 2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
3 Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;
4 One that ruleth well his own bhouse, having his children in subjection with all gravity;"

1 Timothy 3:2-4

it won't be so bad. You can say, "Lord, I tried it once."

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Its something I feel I should do...the same reason people want to be Doctors or Vets I imagine.

Neither of your examples illustrate a descision to deny their own humanity in favor of some calling.

Being a vet doesn't imply a life of denied human sexuality; supposedly a gift from god. Being a doctor doesn't deny a wanting for a life devoid of family-propogation. I just don't see the logic in claiming that the family is sacred while enforcing celibacy and no chance of having one is supported by the very clergy that tells others to consider it? Have you ever thought that you might just need to come out of the closet?

Originally posted by Devil King
Neither of your examples illustrate a descision to deny their own humanity in favor of some calling.

Next thing you know it'll be okay if folks want to be gay. If you follow his logic they could just say it's who they are or it's what they want. ****ing crazy if you ask me. People should have to do what others think is proper.

Everytime I read that word, I think of Master Vader and episode 3... 😂

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Next thing you know it'll be okay if folks want to be gay. If you follow his logic they could just say it's who they are or it's what they want. ****ing crazy if you ask me. People should have to do what others think is proper.

That's asinine and no where near my point.

where is debbijoe and spearofdestiny?

Originally posted by Devil King
That's asinine and no where near my point.
🙄

I'm late to the party, but are people saying "masturbation is wrong, being natural doesn't make it right" and using pedophilia/naturalness as a counter?

Originally posted by leonheartmm
where is debbijoe and spearofdestiny?

One lost her password the other is too sticky to type.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm late to the party, but are people saying "masturbation is wrong, being natural doesn't make it right" and using pedophilia/naturalness as a counter?

Not that I know of.

Pedophiles do masturbate though. Clearly anyone who masturbates must be a pedophile.

Only a pedophile would know that pedophiles masturbate. Clearly, you must be a pedophile (and you masturbate of course).

*reports*

Originally posted by Robtard
Only a pedophile would know that pedophiles masturbate. Clearly, you must be a pedophile (and you masturbate of course).

No, I just follow pedophiles around and watch them masturbate.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No, I just follow pedophiles around and watch them masturbate.

Would that be a sin?

Originally posted by Robtard
Would that be a sin?

Only if I watched them rape a kid and didn't report it.

i am in a LOT of doo doo with the maker if it is a sin...