The Non-Spared Hitch Project
Neville:Why are we doing this again?
Ginny:Im going to use a love spell on Hermione and Harry so they'll love eachother!
Neville:And how does that make sense?
Ginny:With the combination of Harry breaking up with me at the end of the last book AND all of those da** shippers who want Harry and Hermione together mailing you letters to "P**s off H/Hr Forever!" all the time wouldn't you snap.
Neville:I dont know but that angry rant you just had made me pee myself!
"Not Another Teen-Witch Movie"
Synopsis-In a strange turn of events that we dont care explaining to you Harry has been thrown off the Gryffindor Quiditch team! But during a match he has been given the right to comentate[sp?]. At the beginning seeing Ginny fly around on her broom he decides to sing a song into the speaker so that the whole school will know his feelings. He decides to change "Janie's Gotta Gun" to "Ginny's Got Voldemorts wand". Right after she makes the first score he starts singing......
"Ginny's Got Voldemorts Wand! Ginny's Got Voldemorts Wand!"
Hagrid: ginny has whats-his-names wand! Get her!"
Everyone stops and the Beaters smack a bludger at her knocking her down to the ground. She seems ok though she didnt fall very far at all. But look its Dementors coming out to take her to Azkaban!
Ron:Harry you Dips**t! Now the games going to be cancelled.
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The Non-Spared Hitch Project
Neville:Why are we doing this again?
Ginny:Im going to use a love spell on Hermione and Harry so they'll love eachother!
Neville:And how does that make sense?
Ginny:With the combination of Harry breaking up with me at the end of the last book AND all of those da** shippers who want Harry and Hermione together mailing you letters to "P**s off H/Hr Forever!" all the time wouldn't you snap.
Neville:I dont know but that angry rant you just had made me pee myself!"Not Another Teen-Witch Movie"
Synopsis-In a strange turn of events that we dont care explaining to you Harry has been thrown off the Gryffindor Quiditch team! But during a match he has been given the right to comentate[sp?]. At the beginning seeing Ginny fly around on her broom he decides to sing a song into the speaker so that the whole school will know his feelings. He decides to change "Janie's Gotta Gun" to "Ginny's Got Voldemorts wand". Right after she makes the first score he starts singing......
"Ginny's Got Voldemorts Wand! Ginny's Got Voldemorts Wand!"
Hagrid: ginny has whats-his-names wand! Get her!"
Everyone stops and the Beaters smack a bludger at her knocking her down to the ground. She seems ok though she didnt fall very far at all. But look its Dementors coming out to take her to Azkaban!
Ron:Harry you Dips**t! Now the games going to be cancelled.
Harry Potter and explanations what a "Fortnight" is to all the none-british.
Harry Potter and the Magical Taco
Harry Potter and Snape's embarrising secret
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Vodka
Harry Potter and Sad Dementor who didn't want to be a Dementor at all.
Harry Potter joining the Jackass crew.
and now for the Spinoffs.....
Happy Hanukkah Harry!
Remus Lupin Wonder Years: Do all the boys now have hair where there was no hair before?
Ginny's Dirty Confesions
Nymphadora Tonks in The Werewolf Who Loved Me
Greyback Vs. M. Jackson - Pedophile Combats
"Vingardium Leviosa" - the new non-chemical Viagra!
The Famous "Friends" TV show Lawsuit against JKR for stealling Phoebe as Luna