Funny Harry Potter Book Tittles

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guys that shower think was just a joke, chilllll !

Harry Potter and the terror of Ms. Weasley as a mother in law.

Harry Potter and Fleur and Bill's baby girl, Phlegm

harry potter chokes on a starburst so voldimort doesn't have to do anything

harry potter gets sat on by dudley

harry potter gets a quill up his nose

harry potter and the worrysome mother-in-law

Ron and Hermiones Honey-Moon[sp?]
Hermione-"Oh Ron this whole trip so far has been great and this resort has the best food, pool, and rooms!"
Ron-"Yes....Remember Bill called a few minutes ago? Well he said he tricked us into getting this resort wich is filled with hidden cameras and two way mirrors. That information ruins everything we did last night."

Lara Croft Horcrux Raider

Weasly and Pothead[Beavis and Butthead]
Pothead-"Hey Weasly. Weren't we supposed to do something today?"
Weasly-"Watch T.V.?"
Pothead-"No we have to go pick up babes. Butmunch."
🤣

how about this...

Harry Potter and the list of disgusting, gross things....

the disgusting things are:
in book 1- quirrels head
book 2- ron spitting slugs
book 3- dementors
book 4- the gillyweed
book 5- the picture of the old woman in sirius's house..
book 6- hmmm hmmmm.... snape....

I love that... Laura Croft Horcrux Raider clapping

how about...

Harry Potter and the American Idol try outs
Simon: Harry, I really you will be better at auroring then singing,
because you were absolutly horrible.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoning
Harry Potter sticks it up the Dark One's Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter and the Grim Prisoner.
Harry Potter and the Great Goblets of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of Fried Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Inbred Posers

Harry Potter and he who Robbed Albus Before

Harry Potter and the Pince of Half-blood

Harry Potter and the 50's instructional Video

Narrorator-"Today we join Harry at his wizarding school Hogwarts. Its hard being a wizard isnt it Harry?Harry nods Well that is to be expected. Things are harder here than in the muggle world. There is evil potions masters, Dark Arts teachers that only last a year, your red-head friend being in love with your ginger haired friend, and that darn Voldemort always trying to kill you. Well thats why we have these videos, right Harry?Harry nods again Well an important part about being a wizard will be discussed here. Part 1:Cleanliness. For todays wizard being clean i snot important unless taking a bath is rellavant to something that will help with say: a task. Part 2: Dating. Dating is apart of everyones life, but it can be hard for some. Some tips include: Dont ask someone out as a last resort as that makes you look like a jerk who just wants a date: Dont bring another girl into the conversation as girls will think your dating her and the other girl thinking your a cheater Part 3: Breaking Rules. Its important for todays wizard not to go against rules. Dont hide under invisibility cloaks and sneek around places as that evil potions maste will always catch you. So was this video helpful Harry? Harry-" Not really"

sorry it was so long 😄

harry potter and the tales of the drunken pheonix...

harry potter and the ebrathian fire that burnt out

harry potter and his dad, Voldemort

harry potter and the wand in my dunny
harry potter and the lunchlady of evil
harry potter and the librarian of my second cousin, twice removed
harry pothead and the trip to rehab
harry potter and yo mama
harry potter goes to neverland (and meets michael jackson!)
harry potter survives neverland
harry potter: jacko strikes back!
hairy potty, the mudblood, and the weasel make up party games!
harry pothead: how i recovered from my addiction
wizards gone wild!
harry pothead and hisfight to stay sober

Harry Potter and the Empire Strikes back

Voldemort, who looks like Vader: Harry, I am your father.

Harry, who looks like Luke: No your not.

Voldemort: Oh, right, wrong movie. SABER AVADA KEDVRA!

Harry: SABER AVADA KEDAVRA BLOCK!

Voldemort; Awww, man...

Harry Potter and KMC Forums

IAMHARRYPOTTER says: I'm harry potter

Someone says: Dude, you suck, stop impersionating a fictional charactor

ShaKoon: I love you Harry, I mean, I love Emma Watson

The Phantom: Shakoon you disgust me

ShaKoon: I hate harry Potter and Emma, and I'm making up my brother so I can blame my behavoir on him!

Harry Potty and the Unflushable Dunny

Harry Potter and The qeer hairdresser

gay hairdresser "OMG look @ your hair !! wot are you a toilet brush??!!
Harry * pokes hairdresser in eye with lightning bolt scar and runs!!

Harry Potter and the Dark Room

Hogwarts: a piss story (as opposed to hogwarts: a history)

Magical Family Guy

Peter: potter
Lois: Ginny
Chris: Ron
Meg: Hermionie
Brian: Crookshanks
Stewie: Harry and Ginny's offspring

Ginny😛otter, we need to get some gorciories.
potter: Can't you settle, I'm thinking.
(scene of people at a meeting)
Guy1: Aren't we supposed to think?
*silence*
Guy2: *throws shoe at guy 1*
(fade out)
Ron: But dad, I'm hungry.
Hermionie: I'm not, no food makes me not fat
Brian: Hey, he's right, you did lose weight.
Stewie: Oh good for you fat girl! BURN IN HELL!

That one was horrible.

I know.

it was fine!