Hey, call me Merc

Just Merc.

Okay JM. 😂

Merc. Right on. No more JM.

JM reminds me too much of JT. My stupid nickname in 5th grade. One girl at my school still calls me that. 🙄

Tell her not to

What a bitch.

I feel funny when I talk to girls. I just don't do it enough to be comfortable. Ali just made me feel weirder, although she's hot.

That's why I've never had a girl friend. Ali shows a few other people her thong and smooth ass, so she's just trying to find the right guy. Joni, a girl I liked in 4th and 5th, told me I was a good listener, and I went "Sure...yep..." like I was in Lalaland. 😮

There were lots of girls that made fun of me, in a playful, flirty type of way.

Rexie, you're a pimp in the making! 😮‍💨 😮‍💨 😮‍💨

You're gonna have a lot of fun in a few years.

Don't laugh at me, but...what's a pimp? I don't openly ask my friends because either they don't know or they think I'm a dweeb.

Here's what me and my friends did freshmen year: every time this hot girl walked by(God she was hot) one of my friends would push me or any other of my friends into her, and we tried to get a little feel, eventually the poor girl caught to us ( after about 30 times) she hated us ever since. Hope that helps Rex! 😄

How sad. That's never happened to me, though. Poor girl.

Merc, that's pretty cleaver.

Hmm... I wouldn't like that. Being pushed into or being pushed at.

Iknow 😛

🙁

I feel like an idiot without knowing what "pimp" and "pun-tang" mean, and not being good with girls.

*slumps down on chair*

Just ask your friends.

They do what To just did. "Guess!" 🙁

Rex:

Pimp; A pimp is someone who has controll over prostitutes. They are the bosses. So (for whatever reason) when someone calls you a pimp, it is a compliment. It means you have control over women in your life.

pun-tang:

Spoiler:
pun-tang is a term for pussy

A pimp I am not and pun-tang I don't want to see for quite awhile. 😱