Hey, call me Merc

Aaaah single bed lovin'..........its been a while but I can still remember the fun I've had in one. I'm strictly a double bedder now. When Mrs.MM and I got married abroad we spent our wedding night in one of those bloody huuuuuuuge four poster beds.................

*Eyes glaze over as he remembers the evening*

Having tasted the forbidden fruit of the double-bed tree once, I will never be comfortable sharing a single bed again.

Once!! Ush aren't you the same age as me?

Yes, but:

1. Medical reasons have kept me out of life for some time

2. I've never had much access to a double bed! Hence my moaning about sharing single ones!

Life can only get better for you Ush, now you've tasted the delights of the "double-bed-lovin", there's no going back for you my friend. 😄

He's right.

Until I GET a double-bed (plus a room big enough to hold it), it doesn't show any sign of getting better to me!

We have a queen. We need a king.

On second thought, I just need him out of it and it will be a wonderful queen.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wake up Finti, you're dribbling all over the keyboard.

I dream of genie 😄

Dream, yes.

finti's head is stuck to the keyboard now.

He has TYUIOP imprinted on his forehead.

Isn't that the town where Yerss lives? 😛

No that's Stupidville!

Hehehe. Good one baby. 😉