Hey, call me Merc

22. I'm in my sexual prime.

I'm still young enough to want it all the time, yet I'm old enough to be really good at it.

Horray!!!! 🤣 🤣

yes! that's the spirit! keep on thinking positive about it all!

Girls are just as bad as guys when it comes to touching and grabbing! 🙄
I middle school this fat ass pulled up my shirt, in High School, they would always whistle, I was poked in the ass like 3 times.
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Poked in the ass ? Could you be a little more specific ?

and I'm sure Gundark wants the proof too...

Walking in the hallway, they would always come up behind, poke me in the ass giggle and smile and walk off like if they didn't do anything!

I know I have a nice ass, but ladies please, you can look but dont touch! Is what I would always say

My girlfriend was always getting jealous.

Women treat men like meat! 😱

perhaps if you had removed that card on your back where you wrote "every girl that touches my @$$ gets 100$"

So how did this topic get onto getting pussy?

"Hey call me Merc"
"No thanks, lets talk filth"

Rex. You don't know what your missing......How old are you anyway?

The kid's 14

Well I was 13. It was shit and I didn't do it again until I was 16. So theres no rush Rex.

Well, in the entirity of my sexual experience I have learnt two things:

1. Single beds really ARE single beds. They might look like they can fit two people, but they can't!

2. Bottoms seem to grow much larger when two people share a bed...

Well, I've learnt a few ruder things as well, but I'm sure Rex will find them over time.

😂 🤣 😂

oh Ushism humor again and it is actually funny.

Single beds really ARE single beds. They might look like they can fit two people, but they can't!

Ush is right about the single bed thing. The other person can sleep on the sofa if they don't like it.

And if neither person likes it?

Then take each other's mind off it then!!! 😉

Ok, now, say one person, not naming any names here, has fallen asleep, isn't interested in any entertainment, but seems to be sub-conciously diverting her entire purpose in life to make your attempts to get comfortable fruitless, yet still blames you for nicking all the covers in the morning...

Ooh, I seem to have wandered down a bitterness road here...

ouch. yeah I think so 🙂

nah, carry on 😄

most cover kickin' is done in the sub-concous [?] --morning blame is points for the one who brings it up first-- single bed is for cuddling -------after that then toss weaker sex to the floor where you pounce on them again........