Originally posted by DigiMark007
Cyclops: "Hey all my fanboys. How ya' doing? Wait...where are my fans? There's just a bunch of Wolverine worshippers here. Stupid healing factor...I'd sear his flesh off before his precious healing factor did anything!" *runs off and cries in a corner somewhere*-DM
...my apologies pr 😛
Accepted... for now... 😛
Hulk Killer Humanoid: "that's right.... i rule!"
Wolverine: "i can survive a nuke?!?! wtf... no way am i testing that one out!"
Graviton: "FINALLY... the respect i deserve!"
GL Corps:"i can't believe they bought the whole 'emotional electromagnetic spectrum' line....pfff... 😆 "
Robin: "Now everyone knows the truth... i can sue and start over *sniff*....cry"
Superman:"they're right.... WTF was i thinking using glasses as a disguise!"
Iron Man:"HEY! i got over my alcoholism years ago damnit!!! *takes a swig of whiskey*... what are you all looking at?!"
Lobo:"yup 😄 "
Deathstroke: "WTF do they mean i only use 90% of my brain?... do they think i'm retarded???"
Juggernaut:"jobbernaught???...😕 "
JP: "i can't believe i took time out of saving the universe to read this drivel"
Wolverine, Spider-man, Venom, and Carnage visit the "versus" forum.
Fanboys: All hail the new god, the mighty Wolverien! He can take out that lame Surfer, Superman, and Galactus!
Wolverine: Um... actually....
Spider-man: Wow, I'm untouchable! I can never be shot or stabbed.
Venom: Actually, we'd rather not tangle with Superman or the Flash thank you very much... unless we get suicidal again. Heh. Aparently we can be defeated with just a whistle or a lighter and they make us out to be some kind of symbiote **** with all these strangers they'd have us bond with. And why are they always partnering us with our worthless offspring?
Carnage: How did I get paired against the Joker? And some people think that clown would actually WIN?! GARRGH! *Goes off to massacre a city*
Apocalypse: soon loyal follower Mainstream the word shall tremble at the might of...APOCALYPSE!!
Mainstream: master how do you do that?
Apocalypse: do what child?
Mainstream: say your name in all caps?
Apocalypse: shut up..foolish insect.
Mainstream: what type of insect?
Apocalypse: a foolish one!
Mainstream: I mean a fly, a beetle a spider.
Spider-man: a spider is not an insect.
Mainstream: damn your right Spidey thanks.
Spider-man: don't think me thank your local library...knowledge is power.
Mainstream: now I know!
Snake eyes: and knowing is half the battle.
Mainstream: hey your not suppose to talk.
Snake eyes: damn I forgot I mean....... ..... ....
Mainstream: that's more like it.
Spider-Man: Venom, why do we fight so much?
Venom: Because most of your other villians suck.
SM: Yeah...I liked it when they let me beat that Firelord guy. Stan Lee payed him to take a fall.
Venom: Really? So that's why you won. And for years, I thought you were just going easy on me...
Kingpin: Damn, I'm really fat when I look at myself in a comic. I need to lose weight.
SM: ...the hell you doin' here fatty?
KP: Argh...why do you mock my weight? Don't you know that's why I was driven to crime in the first place?
SM: Damn...maybe I've hurt others over the years with my flippant insults.
*the three share a Gellatto. It's very good, and they all hug*
Thor: Indeed those mortals thinks I'm a communist that's why they want Superman beat me
Magneto: Since when I emit stellar ligth and I'm on Thanos level?Maybe Claremont really loves me
Wolverine: Basing on those punks I'm a god with kryptonite claws and I can grow back from a single cell.
Juggernaut: Those idiots thinks Hulk is better than me.But I've got an helmet.
Gladiator: They don't understand that if I kick Thor's ass in every fight Marvel writers will kill me in my next appearence
Spider-Man: It seems I'm god, no one can touch me.But why I'm always full of injuries?
Punisher: They thinks a blind in spandex is better than me.Perhaps they'll think that pedophile in cape is better than me too.Damned fanboys I'll shoot them
Deathstroke: I've got 90% of brain activity, so what?Are you gelous?I'm smarter than you idiots.
Graviton: I'm more Magneto than Magneto himself.
Batman: I'm unstoppable.Prep time will grant me to rule the multiverse.
What?Snake Eyes?Snake Eyes will kick my face?
Flash: Maybe I should rename myself IMP Guy, that thing was cool.Altough I don't remember how the hell I did it.
LT: Hulk is stronger than me?TOAA blast them all!