Comic characters visit the VS forum.

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Cyclops: "Boy scout? But I never went in scouting..."

Superman: "I could say the same thing..."

Cap: "I went scouting!"

*superman slaps cap*

Batman: So did I....

Cyke: ......
Supes: ......
Cap: ......

Bats: What....?

gambit: "i get more vagina then everyone on this board combined...bisexual my ass..."

Gambit: "One time, I some how managed to put a lisp in the word cracker.....!!"

Originally posted by hoorayforpeepee
gambit: "i get more vagina then everyone on this board combined...bisexual my ass..."

Tony Stark: "More than me? ha... i doubt it..."

Mr T:"Ah pity the FOO who don't pity the FOO who ah'm pityin' on this FOO-lishly, pity-FOO-l, FOO-rum"

http://www.bullshitjob.com/tversus/page4.htm

Darth Vader: what the f**k is a "Spider-Man"

Wolverine looking at all the superbeings that are in line to fight him:
"This just ain't my day."

Spectre: B-b-bb-ut I AM THE WRATH OF GOD .......HOW DARE THESE PUNY MORTALS THINK I CANT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT THE LORDS PERMISSION (gets slapped around like a wuss by a five year old girl)

Snickering among other superheroes. 'Wolverine can get 0wned by a Pikachu.'

Spiderman: Why does everyone hate me.

Wolverine: I'm the man, cause I act like one.

Spiderman: oh, shut up, throws him in a dumpster.

Wolverine: "Cool, I have my own clan of worshippers! Except, most of them can't spell and others..."

Fanboys: "Our lord, we have arranged you a match with Namor, Thing, Lobo, Superman and Spider-Man! First you will fight them individually, then they all face you at the same time! But we don't worry, you can defeat them! When you will enter the ring?"

Wolverine: "Um...sure...in a minute. I just...I just go to the back room. Meet you soon."

*escapes the place*

Some guy: "You think he chickened out?"

Fanboy: "YOU DARE TO CALL OUR LORD AN CHICKEN!? INFIDEL! KILL HIM!"

Some guy: "AAAAHHH!!"

*the rabid fanboy group radically murders the guy*

Lol.

Batman, wow so many people think I'm good here. perhaps i am.

fanboys: "The god of preptime has arrived. You must fight superman with no kryptonite."

Batman:" I don't kn-"

Fanboys: "come on!! Superman is a pushover, he IS A DICK!!"

Batman: "I am the dark night I am bat-"

Batguts are all over the place.

Firelord: "I was PAID to take the fall. Paid, I tell you!"

Hulk: Man in bat suit promise Hulk 100 Cheeseburgers for him to kick me in stomach. I went down for the Chesseburgers. If Hulk was really mad... Hulk Smash Batman!!!

lol

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Firelord: "I was PAID to take the fall. Paid, I tell you!"

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Colossus: Tell me again why Captain America would defeat me.

Originally posted by newjak86
Galactus: "How did I get stuck fighting a squirrel."

😂 😆 😂 😆 I saw that thread. 😆